MOTHER-IN-LAW
A couple went on safari in Africa, and her mother insisted on going along, too.
During their first night in camp, the wife awakened and decided to check on her mother. To her dismay, her mother's tent was empty.
The wife rushed back to her tent, got her husband, and they started searching for the missing woman.
When they found her, she was backed up against a huge boulder with a lion snarling right in front of her.
"Quick!" pleaded the wife to her husband. "Do something!"
"No way!" said her husband. "That lion got himself into this mess -- he can get himself out it!"
