Author Topic: Ashes Thread (England vs Oz) (Read 39877 times)

Sam Green Racing · « **Reply #150 on:** August 29, 2005, 08:27:46 PM »

I think they shag bulls in Texas, you would have to get a stool to stand on.

Terry in Australia · « **Reply #151 on:** August 29, 2005, 08:54:38 PM »

Hey Sam, that reminds me of a "gay bar" pickup line that a 400/4 owner told me about: "Hi there, can I push in your stool?" Cheers, Terry.

Sam Green Racing · « **Reply #152 on:** August 29, 2005, 08:58:31 PM »

#$%* joke that one Tel

SteveD CB500F · « **Reply #153 on:** September 01, 2005, 08:32:48 AM »

33 all out on my first "innings"
(didn't bother to read the instructions though so took 3 wickets to work out how to hit the bloody thing!)

www.npower.com/cfm/cricketgame.cfm

Quail "Owner of the comfortable k8" · « **Reply #154 on:** September 01, 2005, 06:32:33 PM »

I played for about 10 minutes before some faggot (not a cigarette you Brits) tryed to drag me off to some chat room. Soccer anyone!

kghost · « **Reply #155 on:** September 01, 2005, 09:21:17 PM »

"Pearl Handles are for Pimps" - George S. Patton.

Just so you know Terry, I wouldn't want anything foul to befall you in the great state.

Ivory is the way to go. Buffalo horn looks good too.

Just had to correct that Social miscue...........

Terry in Australia · « **Reply #156 on:** September 03, 2005, 03:22:02 PM »

Thanks Tim, now what happened to George S. Patton again? Died in a "mysterious" car crash in the closing stages of WW2? I hear he had political aspirations? One thing that's always impressed me about the US, is that you guys have no qualms about "bumping each other off", from Presidents to army generals, to movie stars, right down to regular citizens, when politically expedient?

We've done it once with a Prime Minister who "disappeared" while scuba diving 38 years ago, and his body was never recovered. Then again, maybe I should shut up, because the word at the time was that you guys were responsible for that one too, seems he wasn't "toeing the line" with the Vietnam issue? Send me a pair of sixguns Tim, (you choose the handles!) I suddenly have the feeling that I might need them, or maybe it's just my Texan blood running cold? Ha ha, Cheers, Terry.

kghost · « **Reply #157 on:** September 04, 2005, 09:54:03 PM »

Come on over and visit Terry old pal,

I'll give ya a bike to ride and keep you safe......

Terry in Australia · « **Reply #158 on:** September 04, 2005, 10:17:20 PM »

Quote from: kghost on September 04, 2005, 09:54:03 PM

Come on over and visit Terry old pal,

I'll give ya a bike to ride and keep you safe......

Can you send me a plane ticket too, Tim? I seem to have spent all my money on bike parts? (again..............) Cheers, Terry.

Sam Green Racing · « **Reply #159 on:** September 04, 2005, 10:19:48 PM »

Ya don't want to go on one of Ghosties planes, just look what hapens to them

kghost · « **Reply #160 on:** September 04, 2005, 10:21:41 PM »

I wasn't flying the pig at the time.......

Thank God.

SteveD CB500F · « **Reply #161 on:** September 05, 2005, 01:07:22 AM »

Quote from: Terry in Australia on September 03, 2005, 03:22:02 PM

We've done it once with a Prime Minister who "disappeared"

We could do with an "accident" like that...

750deepsouth · « **Reply #162 on:** September 05, 2005, 04:18:23 AM »

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We've done it once with a Prime Minister who "disappeared"

We could do with an "accident" like that.

The voters had a chance to 'dissappear him', should have, but didn't !

SteveD CB500F · « **Reply #163 on:** September 05, 2005, 05:55:57 AM »

Don't blame me mate! Unfortunately, there are about 30 million other voters in this country...

Anyway, back to the topic.

Thursday eh?

Terry in Australia · « **Reply #164 on:** September 05, 2005, 02:07:27 PM »

That's it Steve, only two more sleeps before the mother of all whoopings! (not sure from who though............) Cheers, Terry.

Sam Green Racing · « **Reply #165 on:** September 05, 2005, 02:23:10 PM »

Kinky sod

Sam Green Racing · « **Reply #166 on:** September 05, 2005, 09:08:20 PM »

Roll on Thursday!

SteveD CB500F · « **Reply #167 on:** September 08, 2005, 01:18:49 AM »

After last night's embarrassment at the hands of Northern Ireland I have a bad feeling about today.

Let's hope that Vaughn and the boys can do better than Beckham & Co!

Either that or we could be saved by the weather - after all, it is September in England!

www.bbc.co.uk/weather/5day.shtml?world=0008

SteveD CB500F · « **Reply #168 on:** September 12, 2005, 03:59:54 AM »

Well here we are again. Final day and the Aussies can STILL do it!

Get that prat Bell off the team! Oh. Too late now...

Terry in Australia · « **Reply #169 on:** September 12, 2005, 04:46:12 AM »

Is it safe to breathe yet?

SteveD CB500F · « **Reply #170 on:** September 12, 2005, 04:55:21 AM »

No.

127-5 and it could still go eithert way.

Terry in Australia · « **Reply #171 on:** September 12, 2005, 05:10:11 AM »

Those batsmen are looking nervous mate?

Terry in Australia · « **Reply #172 on:** September 12, 2005, 05:28:16 AM »

Collingwood is next...........

SteveD CB500F · « **Reply #173 on:** September 12, 2005, 06:15:55 AM »

I don't bite my nails Terry - I just can't spell...

"127-5 and it could still go eithert way"

Looks like our South African import could save the day.

Terry in Australia · « **Reply #174 on:** September 12, 2005, 01:55:55 PM »

IT DID!!!! CONGRATULATIONS!!!!

(I'm going back to V8 Supercars..................) Cheers, Terry.

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