Three old guys are sitting outside a bar in rural Italy.
"Hey Giovani, why do they call you "Boats", Giovani?
He replies, "When I was younger, I built a boat, so from that day on it's been "Boats" this and "Boats" that.
Another old guy says, "Hey, Luigi, why do they call you "The Shed", and he replies, "When I was a young man, I built a shed for my father, and from that day on it's been "Shed" this and "Shed" that...
The other guy says "Hey, Terry, why-a-dey call-a you "The goat"
And Terry replies,
"I f*ck-a-one goat"!!!!