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Offline cb750k7

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English pronunciation (Old one)
« on: February 14, 2008, 09:17:27 PM »
English pronunciation

Let's find out your skill level ...

Beginners course: try and say the following without stumbling on words.

Three witches watch three Swatch watches.
Which Witch watch which Swatch Watch?

Intermediate course: it's getting a bit more difficult this time...

Three switched Witches watch three Swatch watch switches.
Which switched Witch watch Which Swatch watch switch?



Advanced course: only for master tongues ...

Three Swedish switched witches watch three Swiss Swatch watch switches.
Which Swedish switched witch watch which Swiss Swatch watch switch?








Now try this, ;D ;D ;D

'I'm not a sheep shagger, I'm a sheep shagger's mate, and I'm only shagging sheep 'cos the sheep shagger's late.'

 ;D ;D ;D
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Re: English pronunciation (Old one)
« Reply #1 on: February 14, 2008, 10:08:59 PM »
Is that Terry in that Ausie bomber flying over the Holly Land ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Sam. ;)
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Re: English pronunciation (Old one)
« Reply #2 on: February 15, 2008, 04:07:20 PM »
Quote from: cb750k7 on February 14, 2008, 09:17:27 PM
Advanced course: only for master tongues ...

Three Swedish switched witches watch three Swiss Swatch watch switches.
Which Swedish switched witch watch which Swiss Swatch watch switch?

That's probably the one that tripped up this guy.... ;D

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Re: English pronunciation (Old one)
« Reply #3 on: February 15, 2008, 10:34:11 PM »
Quote from: 31rx7 on February 15, 2008, 10:08:26 PM
The toughest one:

The big black bug has bad black blood.



Try this
 Mrs. Smith's Fish Sauce Shop.
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Re: English pronunciation (Old one)
« Reply #4 on: February 17, 2008, 09:24:14 AM »
"I'm not a pheasant plucker I'm a pheasant pluckers mate
and I'm only plucking pheasants' cus the pheasant pluckers late"

 ;D ;D ;D

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Re: English pronunciation (Old one)
« Reply #5 on: February 18, 2008, 01:49:40 AM »
My Grandad taught me this one when I was 6 or 7. (Best said as quick as possible)

"I chased a bug around a tree. I'll have his blood, he knows I will!"

I'd no idea what I was actually saying. He thought it was hilarious and I could not understand why my Mum gave him such a hard time about it.  ;D
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