An Aussie, an Irishman & a (name your minority) comitted a crime in a pretty rabid country & were sentenced to 20 lashes.
They were each given one request.
The (minority) said 'strap a pillow to my back"
The pillow broke after 10 lashes so he still copped it hard.
The Irishman said "strap two pillows to my back"
The pillows broke after 15 lashes.
The whipper said to the Aussie "you have such a beautiful country, you can have 2 requests"
The Aussie said "I want 100 lashes"
The whipper said "s&*^%t" what's your second request?"
The Aussie said "strap that (minority) to my back"
