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Offline Terry in Australia

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Dear Terry,

I hope you can help me here. The other day I set off for work leaving my husband in the house watching the TV as usual. I hadn't gone more than a mile down the road when my engine conked out and the car shuddered to a halt. I walked back home to get my husband's help. When I got home I couldn't believe my eyes. He was in the bedroom with a neighbor lady making mad passionate love to her.

I am 32, my husband is 34 and we have been married for twelve years.
When I confronted him, he tried to make out that he went into the back yard and heard a lady scream, had come to her rescue but found her unconscious.  He'd carried the woman back to our house, laid her in bed, and began CPR. When she awoke she immediately began thanking him and kissing him and he was attempting to break free when I came back.

But when I asked him why neither of them had any clothes on, he broke down and admitted that he'd been having an affair for the past six months. I told him to stop or I would leave him. He was let go from his job six months ago and he says he has been feeling increasingly depressed and worthless. I love him very much, but ever since I gave him the ultimatum he has become increasingly distant. I don't feel I can get through to him anymore. Can you please help?

Sincerely, Susie Fox


Dear Susie,

A car stalling after being driven a short distance can be caused by a variety of faults. Start by checking that there is no debris in the fuel line. If it is clear, check the clips holding the vacuum lines onto the inlet manifold for air leaks.  If none of these approaches solves the problem, it could be that the fuel pump itself is faulty, causing low delivery pressure to the carburettor float chamber.  I hope this helps.

Terry.  ;D ;D
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Re: Terry's advice column. The doctor is in...........................
« Reply #1 on: February 14, 2008, 05:42:54 AM »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Thanks Terry! That made my day. :D
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« Reply #2 on: February 14, 2008, 08:08:47 AM »
omg thats funny :D
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« Reply #3 on: February 14, 2008, 09:10:32 AM »
Terry, do you enjoy recycling my material??  :) ;D
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« Reply #4 on: February 14, 2008, 09:07:27 PM »
I think he does it to wind you up Danny ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

To say the joke is as old as the hills ::) ::) ::)  I think it's even older than Terry ;D ;D ;D ;D

Good job your thick skined Tell. :D :D :D

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« Reply #5 on: February 15, 2008, 12:37:00 AM »
I think he does it to wind you up Danny ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

To say the joke is as old as the hills ::) ::) ::)  I think it's even older than Terry ;D ;D ;D ;D

Good job your thick skined Tell. :D :D :D

Sam. ;)

Speaking of old, Sammy.................. aren't you older than religion? And yeah, I do love teasing Jonesy!  ;D
I was feeling sorry for myself because I couldn't afford new bike boots, until I met a man with no legs.

So I said, "Hey mate, you haven't got any bike boots you don't need, do you?"

"Crazy is a very misunderstood term, it's a fine line that some of us can lean over and still keep our balance" (thanks RB550Four)

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« Reply #6 on: February 15, 2008, 10:35:58 AM »
I think he does it to wind you up Danny ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Quite the contrary... I think it makes him look silly....  ;D
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« Reply #7 on: February 15, 2008, 02:39:05 PM »
I think he does it to wind you up Danny ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Quite the contrary... I think it makes him look silly....  ;D

Man, you've really taken this to heart Danny, you ok? :o
I was feeling sorry for myself because I couldn't afford new bike boots, until I met a man with no legs.

So I said, "Hey mate, you haven't got any bike boots you don't need, do you?"

"Crazy is a very misunderstood term, it's a fine line that some of us can lean over and still keep our balance" (thanks RB550Four)

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« Reply #8 on: February 15, 2008, 04:08:48 PM »
I'm fine Terry, but the Vegemite is running low.... :o
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« Reply #9 on: February 15, 2008, 07:59:24 PM »
I'm fine Terry, but the Vegemite is running low.... :o

Do you want some more mate?  ;D
I was feeling sorry for myself because I couldn't afford new bike boots, until I met a man with no legs.

So I said, "Hey mate, you haven't got any bike boots you don't need, do you?"

"Crazy is a very misunderstood term, it's a fine line that some of us can lean over and still keep our balance" (thanks RB550Four)

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« Reply #10 on: February 16, 2008, 05:02:08 AM »
I'm fine Terry, but the Vegemite is running low.... :o

Do you want some more mate?  ;D

I should be OK for a little while. I'll let you know when I reach "critical" status.

What about your EZ Cheese stockpile? ;D
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« Reply #11 on: February 16, 2008, 04:23:28 PM »
I'm fine Terry, but the Vegemite is running low.... :o

Do you want some more mate?  ;D

What about your EZ Cheese stockpile? ;D

I found some here in Oz, ate too much, now I can't even look at it any more...............  :'(
I was feeling sorry for myself because I couldn't afford new bike boots, until I met a man with no legs.

So I said, "Hey mate, you haven't got any bike boots you don't need, do you?"

"Crazy is a very misunderstood term, it's a fine line that some of us can lean over and still keep our balance" (thanks RB550Four)