Topic: How do I get this tool to work? WTF! or THE WHIPPED THREAD

[DarkRider]

Some women carry purses to hold a bunch of needless #$%*, like this dudes ball bag.  Too bad for him.  A long time ago my wife asked me what I was getting her for Valentines day, I replied "groceries"

And how comfortable was the couch after that one? lol

No couch, I sold it for a muffler

lol...ok...how did the floor feel after that one?

[mrblasty]

Some women carry purses to hold a bunch of needless #$%*, like this dudes ball bag.  Too bad for him.  A long time ago my wife asked me what I was getting her for Valentines day, I replied "groceries"

And how comfortable was the couch after that one? lol

No couch, I sold it for a muffler

lol...ok...how did the floor feel after that one?

I don't know I faked sleep and snuck back in the bed before she could stop me.

[DarkRider]

Some women carry purses to hold a bunch of needless #$%*, like this dudes ball bag.  Too bad for him.  A long time ago my wife asked me what I was getting her for Valentines day, I replied "groceries"

And how comfortable was the couch after that one? lol

No couch, I sold it for a muffler

lol...ok...how did the floor feel after that one?

I don't know I faked sleep and snuck back in the bed before she could stop me.

Well played! eh...wouldnt know either way given my past...

[Uncle Ernie]

I clean up and I cook.  I don't like stepping on cruchy stuff in my bare feet, and I like to eat.  She doesn't, so I do. 
Valentine's day was baked farm-raised salmon in marinade (farm raised doesn't compete with the Tiger Sauce the way wild salmon does), seasoned pole beans al dente, and Uncle Ernie's root mash; parsnips, turnip, beet, garnet yam, and new potatoes, with butter, sauted onion, garlic, a dash of S&P, splash of cream and a bit of sour cream- all mashed in the pot with a spatula so it's not over-worked.
I should have thrown caution to the wind and picked up a chardonnay, but I'm not supposed to drink. Would have been nice, though...

[333]

Sounds like some of you guys could make a right nice wife for some lucky woman.

[neil young]

There is give and take in every relationship......BUT
it seems to me that most woman want to change there guy.it's a gradual subtle way they go about it.but a transformation does take place to a certain extent.
eventually she will change (the guy we are talking about here in particular) into......what she will refer to him "as" when she is talking to her girlfriends. "A WIMP"
i have seen it happen to a few buddies over the years.
once he is whipped.there significant other views them as exactly that a WIMP.
the kicker is when they finally break up....her reason is.....i love this part.
your not the same person i started dating.
NO #$%*!!!!

[Terry in Australia]

All bullshiit aside, the guy just doesn't wanna help you mate, and he's using his wife as an excuse.

[Gordon]

All bullshiit aside, the guy just doesn't wanna help you mate, and he's using his wife as an excuse.

[754]

Naw its more like he WONT do until wifey says he can..Probably afraid to ask..

and he has to get the other stuff done first.... too afraid to have her pissed at him..

And he wont sneak over for 20 minutes to get-r-done, cause the fallout is way more work to deal with than it is worth to him..

Next time you see him, "Hit him with his PURSE!!!"

[754]

Maye we can get the OP to change the title to...
"THE WHIPPED THREAD"

[333]

Are you sure someone's wife doesn't need to be asked before the thread name is changed?

[dusterdude]

hahahahaha

[gregimotis]

Maye we can get the OP to change the title to...
"THE WHIPPED THREAD"

Done.  Let it live on in infamy

[754]

I have such a DEVO mind...