While I was renovating an old house, I came across a secret room in the attic. Imagine my surprise to find an old oil painting and and old violin in a case. I carefully removed these ancient artefacts and took them to be expertly appraised - they may be extremely valuable or even priceless! The antique expert examined the items carefully and announced that I had discovered a genuine Van Gogh and a Stradivarius.
Alas, he said, Stradivarius wasn't very good at painting and Van Gogh couldn't make a decent violin to save his life.
Bummer
