I agree, most folks don't need a truck. I need 3.

That blue one with it's nose out the shop door is
a 72 ton 4x4. It's done more work than any 50 trucks. Now the frame is on it's finally patched leg.
I have a good frame in the field and it's going for a frame off restoration and then back to work.
The most worthless vehicle I've driven and I just drove cause it was here. Is the Porsche Cayenne S.
385 HP glorified station wagon. Full leather. A back up video screen so you can see the little kiddies as you
back over them. The son's Porsche Cayman had to go back to the shop and that's what they gave him to drive.
At 14 mpg's round here in the mountains I figure it was because they figured he wouldn't drive it much.
The perfect vehicle for drunk women on cell phones to drive.
Here's the propaganda on it.
http://www.edmunds.com/porsche/cayenne/review.html