A biker is riding by the zoo, when he sees a little girl leaning
into the lion's cage Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of her
jacket and tries to pull her inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of
her screaming parents. The biker jumps off his bike, runs to the
cage and hits the lion square on the nose with a powerful punch.
Whimpering from the pain the lion jumps back letting go of the girl, and
the biker brings her to her terrified parents, who thank him
endlessly. A reporter has seen the whole scene, and addressing the
biker, says, "Sir, this was the most gallant and brave thing I've
seen a man do in my whole life". "Why, it was nothing, really,
the lion was behind bars. I just saw this little kid in danger, and acted
as I felt right". "Well, I'll make sure this won't go unnoticed. I'm
a journalist, you know, and tomorrow's pa pers will have this on the first
page. What kind of motorcycle do you ride"? "A Harley
Davidson". The journalist leaves. The following morning the
biker buys the paper to see if it indeed brings news of his actions, and
reads, on the first page:
BIKER GANG MEMBER ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT
AND STEALS HIS LUNCH
