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Offline dpen

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3 women talking
« on: February 12, 2008, 12:47:35 AM »
3 women were talking about their husbands.

The 1st one, an American said "I got sick of cooking so I told him no sex until he started helping"

1st night - I saw nothing, 2nd night - I saw nothing, 3rd night - i came home to a roast dinner, wine etc.

2nd woman, a Pommie said "I got sick of washing so I told him no more sex until he helped"

1st night - I saw nothing, 2nd night - I saw nothing, 3rd night - I came home to find all the washing & ironing done.

3rd woman (insert your favoured nationality) said "I got sick of picking up his beer cans so I told him no more sex until he cleaned up after himself"

1st night - I saw nothing, 2nd night - I saw nothing, 3rd night - I could see a little bit out of my left eye.
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Re: 3 women talking
« Reply #1 on: February 12, 2008, 09:08:26 PM »
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Re: 3 women talking
« Reply #2 on: February 20, 2008, 09:15:28 PM »
What do you do if you woman comes out of the kitchen into the living room ?........












































find yourself a shorter chain ::) ::) ::) ::)

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Re: 3 women talking
« Reply #3 on: February 26, 2008, 05:47:03 PM »
Why do brides wear white?
So the new dishwasher will match the other appliances.

Why do brides smile in their wedding photos?
Because they know they've given their last blow job.
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Re: 3 women talking
« Reply #4 on: February 28, 2008, 03:05:52 AM »
Aint the last one true!!!!!!!
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Re: 3 women talking
« Reply #5 on: February 28, 2008, 05:29:15 AM »
Why do you carry a bride through the door of your home?
Did you ever seen a self-propelled, walking home appliance?
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Re: 3 women talking
« Reply #6 on: February 28, 2008, 05:46:03 AM »
I'm fairly certain I'll be in trouble for just reading this post.

I mean.. umm.... yeh, what they^ said. :-\
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Re: 3 women talking
« Reply #7 on: February 28, 2008, 01:43:47 PM »
Quote from: gregwaits on February 26, 2008, 05:47:03 PM
Why do brides smile in their wedding photos?
Because they know they've given their last blow job.

Quote from: dpen on February 28, 2008, 03:05:52 AM
Aint the last one true!!!!!!!

Not always! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: 3 women talking
« Reply #8 on: February 29, 2008, 01:51:27 AM »
Quote from: 333 on February 28, 2008, 01:43:47 PM
Quote from: gregwaits on February 26, 2008, 05:47:03 PM
Why do brides smile in their wedding photos?
Because they know they've given their last blow job.

Quote from: dpen on February 28, 2008, 03:05:52 AM
Aint the last one true!!!!!!!

Not always! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Do you care to fill us in on the details, as "how do YOU know that?".....
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Re: 3 women talking
« Reply #9 on: March 03, 2008, 10:21:49 AM »
This one gets me yelled at from two sides:

Why can't Helen Keller drive?

























'Cause she's a woman  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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