You forgot the important ones....
Picked up a random girl at the side of the road
Picked up a random girl at a cafe in Mexico who turned out to be a prostitute
Picked up a 18yr old Norwegian girl wearing hotpants and a tight tank top in Oaxca, Mexico and on the first day of riding through the Tequilia region got a front tire punture at 70mph
Carried a kitchen sink on the back
Ride the Devils Highway between Mazatlan and Durango, Mexico
Riding over a snake, missing a goat, cow, dog, deer that came unexpectedly onto the road!!
Rode in 15+ countries on the same bike
Had the rear wheel collapse slowly but steadily (pinging away) while riding from NYC to Knoxville, TN
Slept next to the bike when parked at a gas station in Tennessee due to wheel collapsing and all motels where full
Had a gun pulled on you by a TN cop investigating why you are sleeping behind the gas station and not on the forecourt
Rode 1000 miles on 3 cylinders after one plug gets covered in oil
Rebuilt the engine more than a few times
Rode Rt66 through the Mojave Desert when its 110 celcius
Getting a rear tire puncture at the edge of the Central Desert, Baja on your first day and speaking no Spanish and being helped by the local drug dealer
Getting a front tire puncture at Devils Tower, Wyoming in October and no one is around to help and its freezing!
Getting a front tire puncture in the middle of nowhere Mexico and having 12 yr old kids with screwdrivers try and take your tire off before you flee the scene
Sleeping on the beach next to your bike
Riding the Alps on a CB750K4 and doing the Passio del Stelvio with 39 hairpin turns in 1km
Getting your French g/fs Mum very excited on the back of the bike as you speed through French vineyards
Riding the Peripherique, Paris
Riding around the Arc de triumph, Paris
Riding through London, Uk
Riding the German autobahn flat out on a CB750K4 feeling like you are riding an unstoppable missile with no brakes
Riding Pacific Highway Rt 1 from Eureaka, CA to La Paz, Baja
Riding the route filmed in Easy Rider the movie
Riding off road and filling up with gas from an open barrel of gas as its scooped up and poured into your bike
There`s more but Ill stop there
cheers
Andy