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Who said Scooters are gay?
« on: March 22, 2008, 01:01:56 PM »
[youtube=425,350]Mmy-Tmz99tQ&NR=1[/youtube] ;D
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Re: Who said Scooters are gay?
« Reply #1 on: March 22, 2008, 01:03:39 PM »
It might have been me.
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Re: Who said Scooters are gay?
« Reply #2 on: March 22, 2008, 01:08:59 PM »
Scooters, any color except for Grey, etc... Are all gay. Even women are gay. It's a gay world.  :'( 
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Re: Who said Scooters are gay?
« Reply #3 on: March 22, 2008, 01:20:34 PM »


OMG... but technically that's a step-thru not a scooter..... ;) ;D
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Re: Who said Scooters are gay?
« Reply #4 on: March 22, 2008, 01:58:42 PM »
#$%*ing dumbasses
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Re: Who said Scooters are gay?
« Reply #5 on: March 22, 2008, 02:04:04 PM »
Quote from: fuzzybutt on March 22, 2008, 01:58:42 PM
#$%*ing dumbasses


Yeah but that chick has balls  8)
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Re: Who said Scooters are gay?
« Reply #6 on: March 22, 2008, 02:23:23 PM »
Quote from: fuzzybutt on March 22, 2008, 01:58:42 PM
#$%*ing dumbasses


But you can't get hurt on a scooter! ::)


Oh, and if it's a step-through, it's a scooter.  I don't care how big the engine is. :P ;D
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Re: Who said Scooters are gay?
« Reply #7 on: March 22, 2008, 02:24:04 PM »
Quote from: kghost on March 22, 2008, 02:04:04 PM
Quote from: fuzzybutt on March 22, 2008, 01:58:42 PM
#$%*ing dumbasses


Yeah but that chick has balls  8)
which makes it even more gay...
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Re: Who said Scooters are gay?
« Reply #8 on: March 22, 2008, 02:32:09 PM »
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Re: Who said Scooters are gay?
« Reply #9 on: March 22, 2008, 02:54:00 PM »
Quote from: Gordon on March 22, 2008, 02:23:23 PM
But you can't get hurt on a scooter! ::)

You must also believe that you can eat food off the floor if it hasn't been there for more than five seconds. ;D
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Re: Who said Scooters are gay?
« Reply #10 on: March 22, 2008, 03:00:54 PM »
Quote from: nickjtc on March 22, 2008, 02:54:00 PM
Quote from: Gordon on March 22, 2008, 02:23:23 PM
But you can't get hurt on a scooter! ::)

You must also believe that you can eat food off the floor if it hasn't been there for more than five seconds. ;D

Dude.....thats a rule.


(course I'm anal and my floors are spotless)
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Re: Who said Scooters are gay?
« Reply #11 on: March 22, 2008, 03:59:47 PM »
Quote from: nickjtc on March 22, 2008, 02:54:00 PM

You must also believe that you can eat food off the floor if it hasn't been there for more than five seconds. ;D


Crap!!  You mean I've had it backwards all these years?  And to think, this whole time I've never eaten anything unless it's been on the floor for at least five seconds! >:(
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Re: Who said Scooters are gay?
« Reply #12 on: March 22, 2008, 08:37:50 PM »
Quote from: Gordon on March 22, 2008, 03:59:47 PM
Quote from: nickjtc on March 22, 2008, 02:54:00 PM

You must also believe that you can eat food off the floor if it hasn't been there for more than five seconds. ;D


Crap!!  You mean I've had it backwards all these years?  And to think, this whole time I've never eaten anything unless it's been on the floor for at least five seconds! >:(
If nobody sees you eat it then it's fair game. ;)
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Re: Who said Scooters are gay?
« Reply #13 on: March 22, 2008, 08:43:20 PM »
Well thats a scooter but no fat chick there.....
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Re: Who said Scooters are gay?
« Reply #14 on: March 22, 2008, 10:29:21 PM »
Quote from: kghost on March 22, 2008, 08:43:20 PM
Well thats a scooter but no fat chick there.....

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I almost fell over.

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Re: Who said Scooters are gay?
« Reply #15 on: March 23, 2008, 08:45:59 AM »
i was half expecting to see the chick fall off the back...
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Re: Who said Scooters are gay?
« Reply #16 on: March 23, 2008, 09:14:05 AM »
Up here that is not a scooter, wheels are to big diameter.

BTW falling off these will hurt just as much as a big bike (providing it doesnt hit you)... but speeds are usually lower.. ;D

dont ask me how I know.. :o
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Re: Who said Scooters are gay?
« Reply #17 on: March 23, 2008, 09:20:21 AM »
Quote from: 754 on March 23, 2008, 09:14:05 AM
Up here that is not a scooter, wheels are to big diameter.

BTW falling off these will hurt just as much as a big bike (providing it doesnt hit you)... but speeds are usually lower.. ;D

dont ask me how I know.. :o

Hurts directly proportional to the speed and distance of the fall.....size doesn't count  :D ;D
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Re: Who said Scooters are gay?
« Reply #18 on: March 23, 2008, 09:59:31 AM »
Well these days you can buy a scooter with a 850cc v-twin engine so I think that's gotta hurt just as much as falling off a motorcycle!!  :o But - is it gay...??

Enter the Gilera Gp800 (don't ask me why they call it an 800 when it's actually an 850cc).


I have a 250cc scooter which is almost as fast as my 350F, I always wear protective gear on it, especially as I ride in heavy traffic and have to dodge nutters every day. I've ridden a 500cc scooter too and I know that they will do over 100mph.
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Re: Who said Scooters are gay?
« Reply #19 on: March 23, 2008, 11:38:09 AM »
Umm, folks... The remark about not being able to get hurt because it's a scooter was a JOKE, hence the " ::)" at the end.

And yes, that 850cc scooter is gay, very gay. ;D  I'd even go as far as to say the bigger the engine in a scooter, the more gay it is.  But I still like scooters. 8) :) 
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Re: Who said Scooters are gay?
« Reply #20 on: March 23, 2008, 11:46:58 AM »
I knew you weren't serious, and  I was only partially serious.

 I could have ridden that 850cc monster scooter a few weeks ago. But I decide to ride the Gilera Nexus 500 instead as my pockets would never stretch to the big un!! The Nexus was an absolute hoot to ride. I loved every minute of it.
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Re: Who said Scooters are gay?
« Reply #21 on: March 23, 2008, 12:00:42 PM »
So, if scooters are gay, does that mean that they are all male in gender? Most of us seem to call our motorcycles 'she', implying a female gender. Perhaps we should be encouraging scooters and motorcycles to get together....
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Re: Who said Scooters are gay?
« Reply #22 on: March 23, 2008, 12:46:58 PM »
I meant gay without the implied sexual connotation its aqquired these days..... :D ;D
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Re: Who said Scooters are gay?
« Reply #23 on: March 23, 2008, 12:48:34 PM »
They're all happy and carefree!!


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Re: Who said Scooters are gay?
« Reply #24 on: March 23, 2008, 01:00:24 PM »
I wouldn't call that an scooter. Maybe a moped.

Over here in Spain there are scooters that overtake me at more than 70 mph. 500, 600 cc and above. They started as 50cc, convenient city commuters and consistently increased the capacity. Big weather protection, plenty of power, automatic transmission and big carrying space, they are a godsend for office workers that can go to the office downtown wearing their expensive suits and shoes.

I have seen people doing incredible stunts in mopeds. There is no limit when you are a teenager and have your own moped and lots of testosterone running through your veins -and there are chicks looking-


Andy, are scooters gay?    ;D
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