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Offline SEBNN

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Re: Who said Scooters are gay?
« Reply #75 on: April 06, 2008, 07:10:47 PM »
You just have to wear a shirt that says "When I'm old I'll ride a Pacific Coast" ;)

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Re: Who said Scooters are gay?
« Reply #76 on: April 06, 2008, 07:35:48 PM »
REAL men ride what they like, and don't care what other people think. I really like scooters, and when I get too old to swing my leg over the seat of a "real" bike, I hope I won't be thought of too unkindly if I ride around on a Vespa?

Indian Larry's dead? What a shame, I really like his bikes, and if Frank (754) were to build choppers, I reckon he'd take a similar "no nonsense" approach. RIP Larry.

To me, those big "scooters" aren't scooters at all, like "cruisers" aren't Harleys. They're just oddly shaped motorcycles, if you can't step through one, it aint a scooter, and why would you bother anyway?

That big sucker looks like my BMW K1100LT with the tank off. As I said, if you have to step over it to get on it there's no advantage to it, and you've got all the disadvantages of regular motorcycle weight and fuel economy, and smaller wheels to boot, so why not just ride a regular motorcycle?

But of course, REAL men ride what they like.................  ;D
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Re: Who said Scooters are gay?
« Reply #77 on: April 06, 2008, 08:32:54 PM »
Yes Terry, we all know what "real men" ride...
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Re: Who said Scooters are gay?
« Reply #78 on: April 06, 2008, 08:52:14 PM »
Woohoo! One more for the collection! Thanks Dirty Dan! ;D
I was feeling sorry for myself because I couldn't afford new bike boots, until I met a man with no legs.

So I said, "Hey mate, you haven't got any bike boots you don't need, do you?"

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Re: Who said Scooters are gay?
« Reply #79 on: April 07, 2008, 12:41:38 PM »
Why are most cars in the USA automatic? Because they're easier to drive.

 Equally a scooter is easier to ride because it's automatic (well most are) and also you can shove a helmet under the seat of most scooters without having to have ugly panniers or a top box. ... IN the hell-hole traffic of London I choose to ride a scooter because it takes away the having to be bothered with the clutch etc, so all my concentration is on avoiding the idiot in the white van, and I can just chuck all my stuff under the seat and walk off. I could have a "proper" bike, but the practicality of the scooter wins out and to be honest I actually enjoy riding it just as much as the CB350F - a different experience but just as rewarding. I often take "proper" bike riders by surprise by the way I corner on my scooter, they just don't expect that something that's not much bigger than a moped can handle or go so well! 8)

How many bikes other than the  Honda Pan Pacific or the Honda Deauville have this much space to chuck stuff without additional luggage being added...



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Re: Who said Scooters are gay?
« Reply #80 on: April 07, 2008, 09:40:41 PM »
room for BEER.. ;D

 used to love riding the moped past guys on Harleys & flipping them off. :o..








 the ones I know.. ;D








 a while back a fellow here named Rob had a few panheads, one with a sidecar.. and a 49 original paint he picked up from Dudley perkins.. nice bike..

 anyway for a while there he  rode a Honda 90 stepthru & he would ride it to the bar and park in the line of bikes..LOL.. ;D
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Re: Who said Scooters are gay?
« Reply #81 on: April 07, 2008, 09:49:01 PM »
Nothing wrong with those little Honda scooters, I taught myself to ride on my sister's C50 in 1968. (I wish she still had it!)  ;D
I was feeling sorry for myself because I couldn't afford new bike boots, until I met a man with no legs.

So I said, "Hey mate, you haven't got any bike boots you don't need, do you?"

"Crazy is a very misunderstood term, it's a fine line that some of us can lean over and still keep our balance" (thanks RB550Four)

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Re: Who said Scooters are gay?
« Reply #82 on: April 07, 2008, 10:33:05 PM »
Nothing wrong with those little Honda scooters, I taught myself to ride on my sister's C50 in 1968. (I wish she still had it!)  ;D

Was gonna ask if she was good looking but then I saw 1968   ;D :D ;)
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Re: Who said Scooters are gay?
« Reply #83 on: April 07, 2008, 10:35:26 PM »
Nuthin wrong with Younger Women... ;D
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Re: Who said Scooters are gay?
« Reply #84 on: April 08, 2008, 12:21:36 AM »
Why are most cars in the USA automatic? Because they're easier to drive.

I disagree. I drive and have driven manual shift cars all my driving life (18 years) and have driven automatic, and both are the same when it comes to driving. In manual shift, there comes a moment you don't think about shifting anymore. Automatic are better for people who like to talk on the cell phone while driving: try that when you need one hand at the wheel, another at the phone, and you need to downshift...   I would say that automatics are easier to learn, as you don't have to concentrate on shifting so you can just concentrate on the road ahead and steering.



 I could have a "proper" bike, but the practicality of the scooter wins out and to be honest I actually enjoy riding it just as much as the CB350F - a different experience but just as rewarding. I often take "proper" bike riders by surprise by the way I corner on my scooter, they just don't expect that something that's not much bigger than a moped can handle or go so well! 8)



Don't take no offense but a woman appraising a scooter gives more reason to those who think that scooters are gay. In fact, they are so gay that the manufacturers realized long time ago that unless they made them look macho no man would buy them. So you can buy lambs on wolf's skins....




But there is always a place for those women who want to commute and look sophisticate at the same time!!!


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Re: Who said Scooters are gay?
« Reply #85 on: April 08, 2008, 02:32:15 AM »
 ;)

I'm on a scooter forum and 80% or more of the members are men, and I don't know of any that are gay.. though some may be. A lot of the people on there either have had motorbikes in the past, or still also have motorbikes. Most of the topics do turn gay after a while though  ;D

It is a forum for the Maxiscooters mostly riders of Yamaha Tmaxes (500cc v-twin scooter), Gilera Nexus's (250/500cc) and Suzuki burgmans (400, 650cc) so they're on the bigger side.

I prefer a manual shift car as I have more control, though in traffic  do wish I had at least an auto-clutch in the car as it does get tiring.

I don't actually miss the geared bike control that much on the scooter as the CVT is pretty good at being just where you need it most of the time, and in traffic it's a boon not to have to clutch and declutch all the time.

It's only occasionally that I'd like to drop down a gear to anticipate overtaking something for example. Engine braking is less prominent than on a geared bike of course ( I pretty much rely on engine braking on my 350F!!!), but there is still some engine braking available.

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Re: Who said Scooters are gay?
« Reply #86 on: April 08, 2008, 02:58:54 AM »
Those Pacific Coasts have always been an interesting bike to me...wouldnt mind getting ahold of one of those for riding to work..
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Re: Who said Scooters are gay?
« Reply #87 on: April 08, 2008, 05:45:03 PM »
Nothing wrong with those little Honda scooters, I taught myself to ride on my sister's C50 in 1968. (I wish she still had it!)  ;D

Was gonna ask if she was good looking but then I saw 1968   ;D :D ;)

She's lived in the US since the 1980's, so you can check her out if you like Tim, but she's probably as old as you now, so not so hot.................  ;D
« Last Edit: April 08, 2008, 08:32:12 PM by Terry in Australia »
I was feeling sorry for myself because I couldn't afford new bike boots, until I met a man with no legs.

So I said, "Hey mate, you haven't got any bike boots you don't need, do you?"

"Crazy is a very misunderstood term, it's a fine line that some of us can lean over and still keep our balance" (thanks RB550Four)

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Re: Who said Scooters are gay?
« Reply #88 on: April 08, 2008, 07:58:01 PM »
Nothing wrong with those little Honda scooters, I taught myself to ride on my sister's C50 in 1968. (I wish she still had it!)  ;D

Was gonna ask if she was good looking but then I saw 1968   ;D :D ;)

She lived in the US since the 1980's, so you can check her out if you like Tim, but she's probably as old as you now, so not so hot.................  ;D

Smart girl  ;D

Since I didn't join the party till 1970...perhaps not  :D ;D
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