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Offline medic09

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Dear Abby
« on: March 30, 2008, 02:21:51 PM »
DEAR ABBY ADMITTED SHE WAS AT A LOSS TO ANSWER THE FOLLOWING!
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>--Dear Abby, A couple of women moved in across the hall from me. One
>is a middle-aged gym teacher and the other is a social worker in her
>mid twenties. These two women go everywhere together and I've never
>seen a man go into or leave their apartment. Do you think they could
>be Lebanese?
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>--Dear Abby, What can I do about all the Sex, Nudity, Fowl Language
>and Violence On My VCR?
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>--Dear Abby, I have a man I can't trust. He cheats so much, I'm not
>even sure the baby I'm carrying is his.
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>--Dear Abby, I am a twenty-three year old liberated woman who has
>been on the pill for two years. It's getting expensive and I think
>my boyfriend should share half the cost, but I don't know him well
>enough to discuss money with him.
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>--Dear Abby, I've suspected that my husband has been fooling around,
>and when confronted with the evidence, he denied everything and said
>it would never happen again.
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>--Dear Abby, Our son writes that he is taking Judo.. Why would a boy
>who was raised in a good Christian home turn against his own?
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>--Dear Abby, I joined the Navy to see the world. I've seen it. Now
>how do I get out?
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>--Dear Abby, My forty year old son has been paying a psychiatrist
>$50.00 an hour every week for two and a half years. He must be crazy.
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>--Dear Abby, I was married to Bill for three months and I didn't
>know he drank until one night he came home sober.
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>--Dear Abby, My mother is mean and short tempered I think she is
>going through mental pause.
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>--Dear Abby, You told some woman whose husband had lost all interest
>in sex to send him to a doctor. Well, my husband lost all interest
>in sex and he is a doctor. Now what do I do?
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>--Remember!  These people can vote!
Mordechai

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Offline Steve F

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Re: Dear Abby
« Reply #1 on: March 30, 2008, 05:21:08 PM »
#3 is priceless.  (blonde maybe?)

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Re: Dear Abby
« Reply #2 on: March 30, 2008, 07:23:53 PM »
It's like watching Jay Leno's "Jay walking", and you realize there people actually graduated from high school somewhere.

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Re: Dear Abby
« Reply #3 on: March 30, 2008, 09:17:49 PM »
I wonder how she answered the last one.
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