That's funny, when I bought my bike it had a purple crush velvet seat, a purple sparkle tank, and some nasty high bars
Rode it to work a few times before I turned it to a cafe. Got laughed at and joked about quite a bit

Comments like "Queen Machine", "Tinky Winky", and "Purple Passion". All in good fun though

Wish I had taken some good pics before I tore it down