Damn, I'm so dense I missed your point that FTFY was not understood. Doh! Thanks, Knickers- sorry there, BF.
Okay, so let's not go overboard; I'm not xenophobic, homophobic, or agoraphobic. But my BMW will NOT be "coming out of the closet" while I own the damn thing! Perfectly happy for others to ride the brand or gender of their choice, but I drive bikes, cars and my wife, thank you very much.