That's funny, when I bought my bike it had a purple crush velvet seat, a purple sparkle tank, and some nasty high bars 
 Rode it to work a few times before I turned it to a cafe.  Got laughed at and joked about quite a bit 

  Comments like "Queen Machine", "Tinky Winky", and "Purple Passion".   All in good fun though  

  Wish I had taken some good pics before I tore it down