Topic: Finally: A Brunette Joke!

[medic09]

A brunette walks into an Emergency Room, and says, "I need some help. Everything hurts"

The doctor says, "What do you mean? Show me"

The brunette says, "Watch, every inch of my body hurts" and proceeds to push on her stomach, and then screams in pain. She pushes on her chest, and whimpers again. She pushes on her knee, and cries out.

The doctor stops her and asks, "Did you recently dye your hair?"

"Oh, yes!!!" The brunette states. "Did I get poisoned?"

No, the doctor explains... You're blonde... and your finger's broken..."

[Sam Green Racing]

 

[neil young]

A blonde is walking beside a river when she sees another blonde on the other side.
YOOHOO
how do i get to the other side
The other blonde shouts back
SILLY
you are on the other side.

[rbmgf7]

well, since someone added a blonde joke:

how do you know a blonde has been baking chocolate chip cookies...?














there are m&m shells on the floor.

[troppo]

OK so we have blonde and brunette jokes, heres one with both....
If a blonde and a brunette fell out of a tree at the same time which one would hit the ground first???














The brunette of course, the blonde would have to stop and ask directions.......

[CBJoe]

What do you get if you put a blonde in the freezer?

...frosted flake

How do you drown a blonde?

...Put a scratch-n-sniff sticker on the bottom of a pool