A man went to the hospital to have his wedding
ring cut off from his hoohoo.
According to the Nurse attending, the patient's
girl friend found the ring in his pants pocket and
she got so mad at him, she used petroleum jelly to
slip the ring on his hoohoo while he was asleep.
I don't know what's worse:
1) Having your girl friend find out you're
married.
2) Explaining to your wife how your wedding ring
got on your hoohoo.
3) Or finding out your hoohoo fits through your
wedding ring.
