Topic: The Love Dress

[nickjtc]

A woman stopped by, unannounced, at her sons house.

She knocked on the door then immediately walked in. She was shocked to see her daughter-in-law lying on the couch, totally naked. Soft music was playing, and the aroma of perfume filled the room.

'What are you doing?' she asked.

'I'm waiting for Justin to come home from work', the daughter-in-law answered.

'But you're naked!' the mother-in-law exclaimed.

'This is my love dress,' the daughter-in-law explained.

'Love dress? But you're naked!'

'Justin loves me to wear this dress,' she explained. 'Every time he sees me in this dress, he instantly becomes romantic and ravages me for hours.'

The mother-in-law left. When she got home she undressed, showered, put on her best perfume, dimmed the lights, put on a romantic CD, and lay  on the couch waiting for her
husband to arrive.

Finally, her husband came home. He walked in and saw her lying there so provocatively.

'What are you doing?' he asked.

'This is my love dress,' she whispered, sensually.

'Needs ironing,' he said, 'What's for dinner?'

[upperlake04]

  As an older woman, I find this joke to be insensitive and demeaning. Shame on you Nick and Ichi.                                        

[nickjtc]

As an older woman, I find this joke to be insensitive and demeaning. Shame on you Nick and Ichi.  

Har, har, har-de-har. As a fellow Canuck I would have expected a better  more refined more sympathetic thicker skinned sense of humour. 

[seaweb11]

chuckle, chuckle ....good one

[Fuzzball]

THE GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN

Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa, half
discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally beautiful!

Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe, well
developed and open to trade, especially for someone
with cash.

Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain, very hot,
relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.

Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece, gently
aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.

Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain,
with a glorious and all conquering past.

Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel, has been
through war and doesn't make the same mistakes
twice, takes care of business.

Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada,
self-preserving but open to meeting new people.

After 70, she becomes Tibet, wildly beautiful, with
a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages...only
those with an adventurous spirit and a thirst for
spiritual knowledge visit there. 

                               THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN

               Between 1 and 70, a man is like Iran, ruled by a
                Prick.

[nickjtc]

Excellent!!