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Re: Can a Honda owner be a 1%er?
« Reply #50 on: April 24, 2008, 02:51:25 PM »
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Re: Can a Honda owner be a 1%er?
« Reply #51 on: April 24, 2008, 03:20:25 PM »
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Re: Can a Honda owner be a 1%er?
« Reply #52 on: April 25, 2008, 10:53:54 AM »
Apparently the only three names given to female riders are Lil' #$%*, #$%*, and Ol' Mamma, depending on age. ;D

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Re: Can a Honda owner be a 1%er?
« Reply #53 on: April 29, 2008, 07:03:44 AM »
No one ever heard of a sanitary sweat band ???  ???

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Re: Can a Honda owner be a 1%er?
« Reply #54 on: April 29, 2008, 09:02:17 AM »
No one ever heard of a sanitary sweat band ???  ???

You must be part of the club
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Re: Can a Honda owner be a 1%er?
« Reply #55 on: April 29, 2008, 02:04:33 PM »
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Re: Can a Honda owner be a 1%er?
« Reply #56 on: May 01, 2008, 08:34:55 PM »
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Re: Can a Honda owner be a 1%er?
« Reply #57 on: May 01, 2008, 09:06:20 PM »
Greetings fellow Toecutter! We in the New England chapter spell it as two words. Either way is good.

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Re: Can a Honda owner be a 1%er?
« Reply #58 on: May 22, 2008, 08:31:35 AM »
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I kinda like the name Death Cats.

as far as I am concerned 1% status is determined by the FBI and Local Law enforcement. If you come up on the radar of either of these organizations then you are there. Unfortunatly, in NY just having a back patch means you are a 1%er since you have to go to HA to get one and the LEOs often consider that a sign of affiliation (with certain exceptions like those clubs that have a membership in LIRA or AMA also).

the creation of the term 1% is probably one of the more intelligent marketing ploys the AMA has ever used. Think about it - if you are a club and NOT a member of the AMA then you are an outlaw, like the AMA is some sort of government organization when the reality is they are just a very large club themselves. Wanna be socially accepted? Join the AMA - can't get a much clearer message than that. It was then and is now a bunch of bull.
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Re: Can a Honda owner be a 1%er?
« Reply #59 on: May 22, 2008, 01:53:24 PM »
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Re: Can a Honda owner be a 1%er?
« Reply #60 on: May 22, 2008, 02:05:07 PM »
When I hear "Death Cats" I picture a "West Side Story"like gang, advancing up a street in a crouched position, hands outstreched, snapping fingers, all dancing in unison to a jazzy beat.

Not very scary at all.
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Re: Can a Honda owner be a 1%er?
« Reply #61 on: May 22, 2008, 05:34:55 PM »
When I hear "Death Cats" I picture a "West Side Story"like gang, advancing up a street in a crouched position, hands outstreched, snapping fingers, all dancing in unison to a jazzy beat.

Not very scary at all.


The Death Cats are cool, daddy-o.  Reeeeaaaal coooool... 8) ;D

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Re: Can a Honda owner be a 1%er?
« Reply #62 on: May 22, 2008, 09:15:57 PM »
listen up cats and kittens ... *snap* tonight there's gonna be a rumble.. yeah...*snap* so all you squareheads better clear out see. ... craaazy rumble

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Re: Can a Honda owner be a 1%er?
« Reply #63 on: May 22, 2008, 10:20:28 PM »
Watch out, man!  Here they come!! :o

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Re: Can a Honda owner be a 1%er?
« Reply #64 on: May 22, 2008, 10:42:52 PM »
I'm pretty confident this is a historically correct representation of street gangs of the 1950's/  early 60's.

It's a myth they fought with knives and chains. They danced and snapped their opponents into submission then made crazy mad man love.


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Re: Can a Honda owner be a 1%er?
« Reply #65 on: May 23, 2008, 08:32:18 AM »
That's how "The Dead Donkeys" roll.  When we're not riding, we're dancin' and snappin' our way through the streets with maxi pads strapped to our foreheads.

That's a picture, isn't it?
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Re: Can a Honda owner be a 1%er?
« Reply #66 on: May 23, 2008, 07:23:09 PM »
This thread gets better and better all the time!

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Re: Can a Honda owner be a 1%er?
« Reply #67 on: May 23, 2008, 09:41:59 PM »
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Re: Can a Honda owner be a 1%er?
« Reply #68 on: May 24, 2008, 06:52:42 AM »
"Donkey Punchers" reminds me of "Mongo" in Blazing Saddles!
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Re: Can a Honda owner be a 1%er?
« Reply #69 on: May 24, 2008, 10:16:34 AM »

"donkey punch" actually has a very, umm... intimate slang meaning. ;)

Go to urbandictionary.com and type it in, if you're feeling adventurous.  It's NSFW, by the way.

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« Reply #70 on: May 24, 2008, 11:42:17 AM »

"donkey punch" actually has a very, umm... intimate slang meaning. ;)

Go to urbandictionary.com and type it in, if you're feeling adventurous.  It's NSFW, by the way.

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Re: Can a Honda owner be a 1%er?
« Reply #71 on: May 24, 2008, 12:00:42 PM »

"donkey punch" actually has a very, umm... intimate slang meaning. ;)


Wow, thanks Gordon! I had always wondered what that was called.
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Re: Can a Honda owner be a 1%er?
« Reply #72 on: May 24, 2008, 12:07:05 PM »

"donkey punch" actually has a very, umm... intimate slang meaning. ;)

Go to urbandictionary.com and type it in, if you're feeling adventurous.  It's NSFW, by the way.

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Re: Can a Honda owner be a 1%er?
« Reply #73 on: May 24, 2008, 02:51:38 PM »

This thread gets better and better all the time!

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"donkey punch" actually has a very, umm... intimate slang meaning. ;)

Go to urbandictionary.com and type it in, if you're feeling adventurous.  It's NSFW, by the way.

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what about Dirty Sanchez of the Donkey Punchers MC

now theres a 1%er for ya

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Re: Can a Honda owner be a 1%er?
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