This was hilarious!
I'm gonna be throwin' rocks at a beehive saying this, but if guys really, really wanted their freedom, they wouldn't get married and/or have kids. Except in rare occasions, guns are not involved.
people *are* more important than children ...logic says people can always make *more* children.
Men have their drinkin' buddies for people who understand.
Women have their girlfriends for people who understand.
Marriage is the sacred union where fundamentally different people struggle to understand each other perpetually.
The sooner everyone understands that and that we're all relatively equal (just some more equal than others) the better off we all will be.