Topic: Feet Up Fueling & other Tricks Riders perform Nowadays..

[754]

I leave three tacks in the snow..

 All the girls wave...

[mrblasty]

I pee standing up when I'm in a hurry, but in the middle of the night "for safety reasons"  I sit down. 

Now you are just being provocative.   

[333]

I gotta agree with Seaweb and here's why.

It's 3:00am The phone rings You are half asleep standing over the bowl, trying to not fall asleep at the wheel, so to speak.  You nod off, just for a second.  Just long enough to miss the bowl for a few seconds and make a puddle.  Unaware of the piddle puddle, you trudge back to bed.  Your movement has wakened the wife.  Now pissed, she also has the urge to go.  She does, and in doing so, slips in the afore mentioned puddle and hits her head on the sink, killing her.

[BobbyR]

I gotta agree with Seaweb and here's why.

It's 3:00am The phone rings You are half asleep standing over the bowl, trying to not fall asleep at the wheel, so to speak.  You nod off, just for a second.  Just long enough to miss the bowl for a few seconds and make a puddle.  Unaware of the piddle puddle, you trudge back to bed.  Your movement has wakened the wife.  Now pissed, she also has the urge to go.  She does, and in doing so, slips in the afore mentioned puddle and hits her head on the sink, killing her.

Can you explain the downside in that scenario. 

[Gordon]

I've never had a problem with peeing in the dark while standing. 

I mean, as long as it's hanging in the water, I know I'm in the right spot.  

[Gordon]

Can you explain the downside in that scenario. 

You didn't anticipate it and therefore neglected to purchase additional life insurance.

[333]

Who's going to do the laundry and cooking?

[seaweb11]

Who's going to do the laundry and cooking?

There's a lot more where that came from

[BobbyR]

Who's going to do the laundry and cooking?

Find a Chica or Mama-San looking for a green card. 

[333]

Who's going to do the laundry and cooking?

Find a Chica or Mama-San looking for a green card. 

You mean one that won't slip and fall.  The police tend to investigate multiple deaths.

[sparty]

Next you are going to tell me that I should I stop smoking when I fuel up.

No worries, I don't smoke anyway.

[mrblasty]

If she gripes about slipping in the puddle, tell her you normally whiz in the sink because its closer but you keep forgetting to rinse it out.

[Frankenkit]

I like the "If I can lift the toilet seat, she can put it down" guy argument.  It's fair.  It works best when the guy cleans under the seat when the throne gets cleaned, tho.  Who needs to see pubes etc on the underside of the damn seat?

I admit, I pee sitting down.  ...but that's kind of a girl thing, and I think it'd be a serious challenge trying the other way.

Crotch rocket people always make me laugh.  They do some weird sh*t on/with their bikes.  Just starting to ride, so I can't say anything then vs. now, but I do think training classes and more/better protective gear is a benefit. 

[nickjtc]

I admit, I pee sitting down.  ...but that's kind of a girl thing, and I think it'd be a serious challenge trying the other way.

http://www.mysweetpee.com/  ?

[Klark Kent]

that's the problem.  a-holes are always trying to think of ways to take the serious challenges out of life.  then whats left? nothing.  that';s what.  that's why this generation of bikers (myself excluded of course) risk life and limb daily.  that's right. because of my sweet pee.

[Frankenkit]

   I think that qualifies as an "OMFG".

uh, no thanks, guys. 

[333]

I once knew a girl that could do that with any kind of device.  She just pinched....


Freaked a bunch of us out on night.


And I know what you guys will ask, so I'll answer before you do.  Yes, I'm real sure she was a she.  I know first hand.

[techy5025]

.....talking about a thread that has morphed! 

Jim

[754]

I remember when ducati riders  hung around with other riders..


 before they becam ducatiistas.. or whatever they call them, hope I never learn that .. still got a beveldrive single kicking around..... no towershaft or kicker.. not for me.....