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Do's and Don'ts: Look Like You Know What You're Doing.
« on: August 02, 2005, 08:38:13 AM »
Hey, so I'm fairly new to riding and when I first started out, it was hard to figure out how to not look like a complete novice riding around, parking or just sitting at a stoplight.  I'm a little better now(Everything learned from watching CHiPs on TV), but I'm wondering if people have some things you should always do or never do to keep from looking like an idiot in front of all the expert bikers.  I've learned Do and Don't Number One:

Do:

1. Wear a helmet.

And Don't:

1. Forget to put the kickstand down when parking in front of a restaurant patio.

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Re: Do's and Don'ts: Look Like You Know What You're Doing.
« Reply #1 on: August 02, 2005, 08:47:15 AM »
Do:

Ride a #$%*in' old Honda.

Don't:

Give a rat's ass what other people think.

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Re: Do's and Don'ts: Look Like You Know What You're Doing.
« Reply #2 on: August 02, 2005, 09:08:22 AM »
If you are in a group of bikes and someone asks which is yours.......

Never, ever refer to your bike by color.

Example:

Onlooker: What kind of bike do you have?

Newbie: Oh, I have a green one!

DOH!
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Re: Do's and Don'ts: Look Like You Know What You're Doing.
« Reply #3 on: August 02, 2005, 09:12:40 AM »
Don't grab a HT lead when the bikes running....
Actually....do....for the laugh :o
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Re: Do's and Don'ts: Look Like You Know What You're Doing.
« Reply #4 on: August 02, 2005, 09:48:48 AM »
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And Don't:

1. Forget to put the kickstand down when parking in front of a restaurant patio.

Don't forget to put it up before you take off.  ;)
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« Reply #5 on: August 02, 2005, 10:30:50 AM »
I'm wondering if people have some things you should always do or never do to keep from looking like an idiot in front of all the expert bikers. 

I thought people who wished to appear expert bought Harleys and arrived so early that it was in the parking lot before anyone else arrived.  They also get to enjoy everyone else oogling their bike and those little nubs on the new tires that never seem to wear off. ;D
« Last Edit: August 02, 2005, 01:38:40 PM by TwoTired »
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« Reply #6 on: August 02, 2005, 11:25:22 AM »
damn lloyd,you`re a hard mutha.
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« Reply #7 on: August 02, 2005, 02:54:48 PM »
damn lloyd,you`re a hard mutha.
Well, sarcasm was never an elusive concept for me.  I suppose all that sneering from the Harley riders (and now sport bike riders) at my "little" CB550 over the years has me clutching for a bit of payback.
I’ve known four owners of new Harleys who ran up a total of 2000 miles or less in five years of ownership.  When they got together to talk bikes in the lunchroom, it was downright comical, and a bit sad at the same time, the airs they put on.
After I resurrected my first CB550 in 75, my neighbor saw how much fun I was having with it, and found a "real" bike.  Harley of course, with a bunch of go fast goodies in the engine, bored, stroked, cam, etc.   Lot’s of teasing about my toy wheels for a couple of weeks. Until one day I challenged him to a drag race.  He scoffingly accepted. I was worried ‘cause I hadn’t yet changed the STP soaked clutch plates from the P.O., and there was way more slipping under power than I was happy with.  Didn’t matter.  Smoked him off the line and was waiting for him to catch up when up to higher speed, but he didn’t do it.  He then gave up after a block and a half, as I still had three or four lengths on him.  I chased him back to the barn, and found him unusually quiet, and carefully examining his bike.  I asked, "what happened?"  He says, "I hit some mud or sand on the road and couldn’t get traction".  "Wanna try again on a different road?" I says.  He says, "Naw, I think my bike is more of a top speed bike than a drag bike".  Of course, there is no where in 100 miles to test machines for top speed safely.  He then looks over at my bike and says, "I’m surprised that bike is as fast as it is with half the engine size as the Harley".  Having even less tact in my younger years, I mention, "should be even faster when I get the clutch to stop slipping".  He just gave me a look that was indescribable.  He never called it a "toy" bike again, though.
I realize this was more a contest of riders than machines.  I probably had 8 years of riding more than he did, some of that on the edge of performance during my "invulnerable" years, plus a couple years drag racing experience.  Perhaps he learned that experience doesn’t come with the machine you buy.  But, the guys in the lunchroom would never believe that, especially from a guy that rode Honda 550.  He couldn’t possibly "get it".


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Re: Do's and Don'ts: Look Like You Know What You're Doing.
« Reply #8 on: August 02, 2005, 03:22:43 PM »
Dont armor all your tires. I love to see that one.

Dont wear flip flops or sandals when riding.

Do remember you are riding a Jap 4. When that jackass pulls up to you with his 2005 screaming eagle harley and his $2000.00 riding leathers, reving his lead pig like he tools on it himself...ride that #$%* like you stole it!!!  ;D (if you are so inclined)

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« Reply #9 on: August 02, 2005, 04:48:44 PM »
Keep your heels down.
Wear boots, jeans (at least) and a leather jacket (in almost all cases).
When taking a rider, make sure to go over the basics before letting get on.

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« Reply #10 on: August 02, 2005, 06:05:23 PM »
Yeah, and put your damn feet on the pegs.

Nothing screams new rider more than "landing gearing" for half a block (or around corners).
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« Reply #11 on: August 02, 2005, 06:26:55 PM »
I keep one of those sandbag ash trays on my tank and smoke during stop lights. 

Whadda YOO lookin at !?

                                     

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Re: Do's and Don'ts: Look Like You Know What You're Doing.
« Reply #12 on: August 03, 2005, 01:00:15 AM »
It's true. The leg paddling screams new rider loud. Get your bike, go to an empty parking lot, put some empty cans or cones to make an slalom and start to practice handling the bike at low speed. You have to get used to the bike weight while standing, and for cornering at low speed you will need to move your body weight to regain balance. In less than no time you will be able to do it with your feet on the pegs, and you will fell more confident.

Our driving license test in Spain doesn't involve road riding, but passing some cones in slalom, then turns at low speed, then crossing a board without any wheel falling, then crossing a corridor of poles without hitting any with the mirrors, and finally a controlled stop in which you have to brake between two rods located horizontally (like the vault jump) at wheel height. The rods are apart about 3 feet. You have to throw down the first but not the second.

I passed my test the second time. But when I went to the dealer to pick my bike up, I was riding it at 50 mph and was terrified!!! Driving license should involve some road riding too.

It was easier to get the driving license in Tennessee. A turn at a parking lot, using the indicator lights, and that was it. I believe the clerk was too impressed as I got the license driving a V-Rod...


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« Reply #13 on: August 03, 2005, 02:34:20 AM »
DO  find some quiet road and practice emergency stopping ,you'll amaze yourself at how hard you can brake when you practice.
then DO hope you DONT have to in real life.
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« Reply #14 on: August 03, 2005, 06:07:14 AM »
Raul -
   Your license examine reminds me of the one I took here in Maryland in 1970 on my BSA Victor. It was in the DMV parking lot. A few turns, and a then do a figure '8' inside a marked area. I thought I did fine, but when I came back to the officer, he told me I didn't signal for the figure '8' turn. I was stumped - how do you signal for that? I wondered.  ??? Then he said Don't worry, you passed anyway. I don't know what they do here now for a test.
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« Reply #15 on: August 03, 2005, 07:54:19 AM »
Do find the local MSF course and take it.

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« Reply #16 on: August 03, 2005, 10:19:32 AM »
If you do the MSF course the DMV will issue the driving license without further test.

When I was in Nashville I went to the DMV one day for the theory test, and one week later I rented the V-Rod and went first again for the practical test. It was also in the DMV parking lot. The examiner told me to do a turn around it near the curb signalling every move. In order to make sure I'd understand him well, I repeated the instructions and he marked "signalling every move". I thought to myself "I must be dumb if I don't signal every f***ing turn. So first gear and off we go, signal right and turn in first gear, cancel signal, signal right and turn in first gear, cancel gear, signal right and turn in first gear, cancel gear, brake and that's it. I must admit that it was hard not to twist the throttle and scream the hell out of the back wheel with the V-Rod. Another curious thing was that the Harley dealer could not find the right plate so they sticked a temporary one made in paper. It was lousy!!!!

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Re: Do's and Don'ts: Look Like You Know What You're Doing.
« Reply #17 on: August 17, 2005, 07:01:05 AM »
If you are in a group of bikes and someone asks which is yours.......

Never, ever refer to your bike by color.

Example:

Onlooker: What kind of bike do you have?

Newbie: Oh, I have a green one!

DOH!
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I would do that all the time just for kicks. Though so far I have only been able to refer to my bike as "the ugly one" since all the bikes in the parking lot were black... ;D

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Re: Do's and Don'ts: Look Like You Know What You're Doing.
« Reply #18 on: August 17, 2005, 09:54:53 AM »
Do: call your insurance agent when you get the bke.
Don't: hit anything until you have insurance
Do: have homeowners insurance when you forget to put the kickstand all the way down, you fall over pinning yourself between the bike and the car you hit with your hip, caving in the car's door!!!!! :P :o  The homeowner's insurance covers the damages because the bike never actually hit the car!!!
(This actually happened, 2nd day after getting my first bike.)