A maid asked for a pay increase.
The wife was very upset about this and asked, 'Now Freda, why do you want a pay increase?'
Freda: 'Well, there are four reasons why I want an increase. The first is that I iron better than you.'
Wife: 'Who said you iron better than me?'
Freda: 'Your husband said so. The second reason is that I am a better cook than you.'
Wife: 'Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?'
Freda: 'Your husband did. My third reason is I ride better pillion than you.
Wife: Liar! I'm the only one to ride there, so who let you?
Freda: 'Your husband did. My fourth reason is that I am a better lover than you.'
Wife (really furious now): 'Did my husband say that as well?'
Freda: 'No, the gardener did.'
She got the pay rise.
