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Re: So, the crotch rocket fellow left a note on my 550....
« Reply #350 on: June 01, 2008, 06:01:29 AM »
Asshattery and douchebaggery!


now where else but here could you see those words used in conversation?
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Re: So, the crotch rocket fellow left a note on my 550....
« Reply #351 on: June 01, 2008, 07:28:08 AM »
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Re: So, the crotch rocket fellow left a note on my 550....
« Reply #352 on: June 01, 2008, 02:30:55 PM »
I would invite all my motorcycle riding friend (or people on this forum), and invite them to park their bike around his.
Then put a note on his bike "Don't park so close to us".
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Re: So, the crotch rocket fellow left a note on my 550....
« Reply #353 on: June 01, 2008, 05:23:12 PM »
Cripes. I go away for two days, and when I get back I find that not only is this thread still going, but it has grown by 4 pages. I'm thinking that the SPBT is in severe danger of being scooped.

So, I'm going to be shameless.......as riding instructors we try not to be overtly derogatory about any motorcycle sub-type. We refer to these bikes as 'sport bikes' (Dr.Evil finger quotes here), ridden by 'sport bike riders' (Dr.Evil finger quotes). The stunts they pull are 'creative ways of managing and controlling the excess of horspower at their fingertps' (Dr.Evil, ditto). The protectiveness they feel toward their machines is natural parental feelings toward a loved one. (DEFQ as necessary)

If you want to see a grown (young) man cry, tell him that the mods he has made to his 'sport bike' (DEFQ) will inevitably lead to him being pulled by the local federales, AND not being allowed to go out on his final road test.
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Re: So, the crotch rocket fellow left a note on my 550....
« Reply #354 on: June 01, 2008, 09:55:41 PM »
About 2 or 3 weeks back I was doing a job at a bike shop near closing on Sat. A chopper came in followed by a "motor officer'

..on a hog..

 we had a long chat with him, found out a bit about the bikes and training etc,...
and

this years SH!T list..

As some sport bikes went by, W asked about the tucked up plates.. he said, "we will be ticketing for that"

The next thing he said was, "we will be particularily cracking down on sport bikes this year"..

 :o.............FWIW

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Re: So, the crotch rocket fellow left a note on my 550....
« Reply #355 on: June 01, 2008, 10:09:55 PM »
The next thing he said was, "we will be particularily cracking down on sport bikes this year"..

Inevitable really, Frank, especially when you see some of these cretins pulling wheelies through town on Hwy 97.
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Re: So, the crotch rocket fellow left a note on my 550....
« Reply #356 on: June 02, 2008, 06:20:57 AM »
hilarity ensues
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Re: So, the crotch rocket fellow left a note on my 550....
« Reply #357 on: June 02, 2008, 06:56:17 AM »
Quote from: heffay
hilarity ensues
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grade A, KK!

Amen to that. KK, I hate to take this thread off topic, so I'll try to frame a question to you within the realm of this thread. When you are pondering on things @assh@ttery and douchebaggery, is it the case that you draw upon graphics skills acquired professionally?
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Re: So, the crotch rocket fellow left a note on my 550....
« Reply #358 on: June 02, 2008, 07:24:33 AM »
i bet that store next to the asshattery sucks!   ;D
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Re: So, the crotch rocket fellow left a note on my 550....
« Reply #359 on: June 02, 2008, 07:32:13 AM »
ooooh....Heff that was bad...even for you!  ;)

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Re: So, the crotch rocket fellow left a note on my 550....
« Reply #360 on: June 02, 2008, 10:40:47 AM »
Quote from: heffay
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grade A, KK!

Amen to that. KK, I hate to take this thread off topic, so I'll try to frame a question to you within the realm of this thread. When you are pondering on things @assh@ttery and douchebaggery, is it the case that you draw upon graphics skills acquired professionally?

thank you.

i work in film and video production.  I have taught myself photoshop and nonlinear editing for use on my own (documentary) projects and the occasional medical training or industrial video- but most of the stuff i do professionally would fall under manual labor and not creative douchebaggery like the previously posted picture.  It is a goal of mine to be able to transition into post production on a consistent and professional level and let my back suffer only from sitting in front of a computer too long like it's supposed to.  Also looking to move soon, so if anyone is in the field and knows of an asst. editor position somewhere (anywhere except baltimore) please do let me know.

how's that for off topic?- I'm trolling for employment on a crotchrocketeer rant thread!   8)

 
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Re: So, the crotch rocket fellow left a note on my 550....
« Reply #361 on: June 02, 2008, 11:18:44 AM »
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Re: So, the crotch rocket fellow left a note on my 550....
« Reply #362 on: June 02, 2008, 03:57:18 PM »
crotchrocketeer


.....what about that Valentino Rossi then!!
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Re: So, the crotch rocket fellow left a note on my 550....
« Reply #363 on: June 02, 2008, 08:05:05 PM »
So, K.K., what you're saying is that if we made a documentary that aimed to determine if in fact the wild @ss@hat and the oft seen douchebag are indeed the same, we could send you the video for production? Excellent. Then, we could air it on Discovery.

Good luck in finding a new gig along with a step up! I hear Baltimore is not the place to be. ;-)
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Re: So, the crotch rocket fellow left a note on my 550....
« Reply #364 on: June 02, 2008, 08:10:11 PM »
What's wrong with Baltimore? High population of asshats and douchebags?  :-\
I was feeling sorry for myself because I couldn't afford new bike boots, until I met a man with no legs.

So I said, "Hey mate, you haven't got any bike boots you don't need, do you?"

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Re: So, the crotch rocket fellow left a note on my 550....
« Reply #365 on: June 02, 2008, 08:28:18 PM »
Don;t get me wrong I love baltimore.  and I could tread water here for the rest of my life, but I want to get out while the getting's good (still young), even though it could very well lead to treading water somewhere else, at least id have the challenge of getting comfortable again.  It does seem like the worst time to try and get work in a new place, but if i wait for a better economy I could die here.  

Your doc idea sounds riveting and topical and discovery airs a lot of crap so long as they didnt have to pay money to produce it.  I look forward to seeing some dailies.
I actually worked for discovery here in silverspring MD cutting for a couple weeks until they found out I didnt have the proper training (i must have interviewed so well they didnt notice it wasn;t on my resume.)  I was cutting lots of garbage they bought from independent production houses down to discovery runtime and slapping the discovery logo on the end.   Spoke candidly about my background with the wrong backstabbing corporate climber and found myself let go.  the woman who I shadowed had been doing this thrilling task for six years though, so apparently if you are good they dont move you up, they keep you there.  It would have been a steady gig and I would have been able to save a lot more money by now than I have as a freelancer, but I have had some wild jobs in the intervening 4 years and learned a lot, and I learned everything i could have learned from that job in the two weeks before they gave me the boot (despite performance well above standard) except perhaps how to successfully navigate corporate politics (not a skill i truly want to possess.)  i did learn to keep my mouth shut and to trust no one in these types of environments though.

wow i guess im still bitter a little bit.  huh.  and still way off topic.  oh well.  I guess this crap is on my mind a lot lately.  I wish someone would stick some tape on my tank,  surely the rage would take my mind off everything else.

if we all removed all our posts would this thread go away?  

who's with me?
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Re: So, the crotch rocket fellow left a note on my 550....
« Reply #366 on: June 02, 2008, 09:17:21 PM »
Bitter? Wait a minute, I'm channeling a connection here...could it be...dare I say it...wait for it...is that double-faced...sneaking...stabbing corporate climber...here it comes...an @ssh@t or a douchebag or both?

I vote both. Need we a poll?
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Re: So, the crotch rocket fellow left a note on my 550....
« Reply #367 on: June 02, 2008, 09:53:44 PM »
Klark, glad you made it out of there..

 we dont cotton to corporate discovery channel asshatKISSERS around here 2 much...
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Re: So, the crotch rocket fellow left a note on my 550....
« Reply #368 on: June 03, 2008, 04:25:20 AM »
Send me your tank KK and I'll put tape all over it so you can maintain the rage.......................  ;D
I was feeling sorry for myself because I couldn't afford new bike boots, until I met a man with no legs.

So I said, "Hey mate, you haven't got any bike boots you don't need, do you?"

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Re: So, the crotch rocket fellow left a note on my 550....
« Reply #369 on: June 03, 2008, 06:42:14 AM »
KK, don't apologize for being off topic in a post that has been off topic WAAAYYYY too many times along the way! Hey if venting helps at least some good will come from this topic...lord knows lots of bad has already come from it!

I gotta admit though...the whole Asshat thing is new to me and I have to say that I have heard it used more here in the last couple of pages than I have in my entire life!!! Douchbaggery on the other hand...well Bill Murray introduced me to that term back in the day on a SNL skit. Anyone remember that one? It was set in Elizabethan times and they were having a grand ball and introducing all the guests. There was the Earl of Sandwich etc....damn that was a funny skit. Wish I had the youtube clip to insert but can't really do that on my work connection....something tells me Friecracker or someone will help me out though!

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edit: The closest I could find to the clip was the transcript seen here: http://snltranscripts.jt.org/79/79tdouchebag.phtml

Doesn't do it justice though....
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Re: So, the crotch rocket fellow left a note on my 550....
« Reply #370 on: June 03, 2008, 07:54:14 AM »
"Give me a Douchebag and a Sandwich, and I could rule the world!"

When it's not Python, it's SNL.

So KK, I hear the place to be is Vancouver.  My daughter went to SCAD for film and video, and is now getting her masters online.  She said that Vancouver is the next largest town for film production.  While she is now home here in N.VA., I fear she will go there when she finishes school.

And here I was, about to ask you about employment opportunities on her behalf!
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Re: So, the crotch rocket fellow left a note on my 550....
« Reply #372 on: June 03, 2008, 08:35:35 AM »
And here I was, about to ask you about employment opportunities on her behalf!
 

If I could get work in Vancouver (visa?) I would jump at it.  But if she wants to stay in the mid-atlantic, i could definitely get her some leads in baltimore- internship or low pay more likely than anything else, but there's always room for young blood in a community this small- if that was what she wanted.
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Re: So, the crotch rocket fellow left a note on my 550....
« Reply #373 on: June 03, 2008, 03:11:45 PM »
Hey, they said Vancouver ;D
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Re: So, the crotch rocket fellow left a note on my 550....
« Reply #374 on: June 03, 2008, 09:40:47 PM »
Hey, they said Vancouver ;D
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Next thing they'll be saying Whistler.
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