....with apologies, as always, if you've seen this before.
The not so well documented side effects of Viagra
1. At work, they call you a spiritualist because when you sit down at a meeting the table floats
2. You begin to look at the dog with interest
3. Your face is very pale due to lack of blood
4. When you walk into a sauna, everyone stands and applauds. They begin to call you 'The Tripod'
5. You begin to think your mother in law is pretty
6. Sunbathing nude outside standing, birds perch on it; Sunbathing nude outside lying down, you look like a sundial
7. Everyone at the bank, grocery store etc....lets you go to the front of the line
8. Compared to you Pinocchio doesn't look like such a liar
9. You always lose limbo contests
10. Lewinsky wants you to be President someday
11. You can make drawings in the sand without having to find a stick
12. You sleep on your back so you had to remove the ceiling fan
Pretty lame.....I know. It's A quiet Saturday night.
