Again, not really funny, but....
Now here's one tough Dodge truck. This happened in Vernon, B.C. The driver hit the left turn light at 48th Ave. and 27th St. and sheared off the light post at the base, and then kept driving on about 2 km to Squires Four Pub, where he stopped for more beer!! How pissed do you have to be to NOT notice that you are carrying a lamp standard? Notice that there is an Alberta plate on the truck. No one said anything about a smart driver.
The truck was towed about 2.5 km. to the Vernon towing yard, with the light still pinched between the two tow hooks and bent bumper. It took several good hard pulls with a backhoe to get the pole free.