Actually, it's probably best if you don't give us a photo. You've seen what happened (happens) to Terry from Australia, haven't you?
After all, if we had your photo, we'd suggest you tattoo your forhead, and then you might look like this:
It wouldn't take long before we talked you into standing on your head:
Before long, you'd be an tattooed, upside down Geisha:
And then gravity would make your beard fill in even weirder than before:
And nobody wants that...