
Ha, Ha, dang that's funny.

I tell you it's water vapor from condensation and you have an air cooled engine. Where would the water come from after it's all boiled off? Worry about someone secretly filling your mufflers with water when you're not looking? Maybe your local Fire department is bored and since you looked at them askance...
You could worry about materializing in an alternate universe where the laws of physics are all different.

Why are you so determined to find something dire wrong with your bike?

You could worry that it is not white smoke, but blue smoke, where you have to rebuild the entire engine to correct it!
Or, you could worry that it's actually black smoke, and your carbs are so shot, you will have to manufacture new ones yourself!
How that?

I wonder... Is your brow permanently furrowed from constant worry?
I'm jesting, btw. Just ignore me.
Cheers,