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Greek philosophy
« on: June 23, 2008, 06:58:03 AM »
In ancient Greece (469 - 399 BC), Socrates was widely lauded for his wisdom. One day an acquaintance ran up to him excitedly and said,  "Socrates, do you know what I just heard about one of your students?"

"Wait a moment," Socrates replied. "Before you tell me I'd like you to pass a little test. It's called the Triple Filter Test."

"Triple filter?" asked the acquaintance.

"That's right," Socrates continued. "Before you talk to me about my student let's take a moment to filter what you're going to say. The first filter is Truth. Have you made absolutely sure that what you are about to tell me is true?"

"No," the man said, "actually I just heard about it."

"All right," said Socrates. "So you don't really know if it's true or not. Now let's try the second filter, the filter of Goodness. Is what you are about to tell me about my student something good?"

"No, on the contrary ..."

"So," Socrates continued, "you want to tell me something bad about him, even though you're not certain it's true?".

The man shrugged, a little embarrassed. Socrates continued." You may still pass the test though, because there is a third filter - the filter of Usefulness. Is what you want to tell me about my student going to be useful to me?"

"No, not really..."

"Well," concluded Socrates, "if what you want to tell me is neither True nor Good nor even Useful, why tell it to me at all?"

The man was defeated and ashamed. This is the reason Socrates was a great philosopher and held in such high esteem. It also explains why he never found out that Plato was shagging his wife.
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Re: Greek philosophy
« Reply #1 on: June 23, 2008, 10:46:59 AM »
Ignorance is bliss, I guess.  ;D
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Re: Greek philosophy
« Reply #2 on: June 24, 2008, 02:26:55 PM »
"Every time I start thinking the world is all bad, then I start seeing people out there having a good time on motorcycles; it makes me take another look." -Steve McQueen

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Re: Greek philosophy
« Reply #3 on: June 24, 2008, 04:10:24 PM »
Great minds think alike.....and fools seldom differ. ;)
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Re: Greek philosophy
« Reply #4 on: June 24, 2008, 09:23:21 PM »
Nick the third line is "Whilst bigger fools look on"
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Re: Greek philosophy
« Reply #5 on: June 26, 2008, 08:12:53 AM »
So what if it's a re-post?  It may be redundant, but it's still funny. 8)

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Re: Greek philosophy
« Reply #6 on: June 26, 2008, 04:55:35 PM »
It's one of the best jokes Nick has told :D :D :D :D I was begining to doubt him being British and was thinking, he has lived in the States for to long ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

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