Actually, it's probably best if you don't give us a photo. You've seen what happened (happens) to Terry from Australia, haven't you?
After all, if we had your photo, we'd suggest you tattoo your forhead, and then you might look like this:
![](http://i192.photobucket.com/albums/z17/firecrackerqp/beard2e.jpg)
It wouldn't take long before we talked you into standing on your head:
![](http://i192.photobucket.com/albums/z17/firecrackerqp/beard2d.jpg)
Before long, you'd be an tattooed, upside down Geisha:
![](http://i192.photobucket.com/albums/z17/firecrackerqp/Beard2c.jpg)
And then gravity would make your beard fill in even weirder than before:
![](http://i192.photobucket.com/albums/z17/firecrackerqp/Beard2b.jpg)
And nobody wants that...
![Grin ;D](http://forums.sohc4.net/Smileys/default/grin.gif)