OK. But, were your sweatpants made of natural cotton or synthetic fibers? And, did that actually contribute to the impatience?
Today, oil can be labeled synthetic, yet be refined from crude oil. So, the root distinction in the basic question is blurred.
Further, branded oils are not pure base stock (either "synthetic" or Non-synthetic). You purchase them with an "additive package" related to the brand. These additives can create the Multi-vis attributes as well as provide detergent action to a degree that coincides with the additive blend chosen for the brand.
The additive formulas are company or brand secrets, whose technical descriptions include details like "better, long lasting, energy conserving, low friction, superior lubrication", and other meaningless superlatives, designed to appeal to your baser instincts and promote brand loyalty. Even if you found and could prove the perfect oil and brand for the bike, they are under no obligation to maintain the formula and can change the additive package at a whim or under the prospect of improving profit margins. In fact, they would dare you the mere individual user, to prove in a court of law, that their formula has diminished your particular engine's life or useful function. Further, if you publish anything derogatory about their product, they will gag you, sue you into poverty, obscurity, and denigrate your lineage.
You want this lowly forum to compete with that world-wide marketing juggernaut, it's disciples, and ardent followers (who are among us, BTW) ?
You'll not get agreement about oil within this forum. You will get opinion and brand loyalty breast beating.
It is far easier, and perhaps more meaningful, to discuss relative merits of skin abrasion due to synthetic vs, non-synthetic fibers of your brand of sweat pants, and it's effect on impatience. In my opinion, of course.
But, that would belong in the open forum, wouldn't it?
Cheers,