"Why waste your time with a bike like that when you could get a real one like a [gixxer, ninja, cbr]?"
-Um... because it's NOT a [gixxer, ninja, cbr]
"Why don't you want them?! They go FAST!"
-Because I want to SEE what's AROUND me.
"Ugh. Carbs. I hate carbs. I'm getting EFI on my bike. Anything else is crap."
-Uh, no, CRAP is paying the stealership to reprogram your bike everytime you change something.
(on saying I have a motorcycle...) "Do you have a Harley? I like Harleys! My {whoever} has a Harley!"
-Nope, I have a quality bike. While both are made in Japan, mine actually tends to last more than 30 years.