A man and his wife went out for dinner. When the waiter brought their soup to the table, the man noticed his thumb was stuck into the bowl. Not wanting to be rude, the man did not mention it. When the main course was brought, the waiter's thumb was in the gravy. Again, the man let it slide. When the waiter brought the after-dinner coffee, his thumb was in that , too. The man couldn't take anymore and complained to the waiter about his thumb. The waiter said, "I'm very sorry, sir. You see I have terrible arthritis in my thumb, and the heat makes the pain go away.'
The man responded, "Arthritis! You can take your arthritic thumb and shove it up your a$$!"
"That's what I do between courses!"