Author Topic: tastless and foul...but funny (Read 2687 times)

Buffo · « **on:** November 27, 2005, 06:34:32 PM »

a Rabbi and a Roman Catholic Priest are walking down the street one day and they pass a young boy in a soccer uniform eating a snow cone.

the priest looks at the rabbi and says: "I would love to screw that boy."

the rabbi looks at him and says: "out of what?"

Sam Green Racing · « **Reply #1 on:** November 27, 2005, 07:19:21 PM »

You will have to PM me with an explanation on that one Don.

heffay · « **Reply #2 on:** November 27, 2005, 07:31:42 PM »

yes... quite foul and distasteful... brings me to my next thought...

should we really be allowed to type just any curse word we please?

besides, buffo, that really made no sense.

Buffo · « **Reply #3 on:** November 27, 2005, 07:36:10 PM »

roman catholic priests are the ones who had sex with all the little boys...

a Rabbi is a Jewish priest...the jews have a stereotype for being greedy...

Sam Green Racing · « **Reply #4 on:** November 27, 2005, 07:40:18 PM »

Now the word has been changed to screw I get it

Buffo · « **Reply #5 on:** November 27, 2005, 07:41:59 PM »

I think it is a funny joke...and yes i am roman catholic...I have never met an Italian who wasn't

heffay · « **Reply #6 on:** November 27, 2005, 07:43:52 PM »

buffo... ha haa funny

... thanks for bringing the bad taste in my mouth down a notch... it is greatly appreciated and funnier in my opinion.

again, thanks

Buffo · « **Reply #7 on:** November 27, 2005, 07:47:49 PM »

any way I can be of sevice.

I have never know anyone not to understand that joke...I have heard it told to atleast 50 people and everyone always got it...

Does the big F word mean something different over there?

heffay · « **Reply #8 on:** November 27, 2005, 07:54:54 PM »

no buffo... i'm just a bit slow on the religious humor.

and, i just think the "big F word" is a bit raunchy for our beloved forum. dont get me wrong... it comes out of my mouth quite frequently but I (this is only my opinion) think it is better left unsaid or replaced on a web forum such as this.

hef

Buffo · « **Reply #9 on:** November 27, 2005, 07:55:39 PM »

I had to buckle to the man. The man put his foot down.

Where have all of our freedoms gone?!

First you take away our right to park as many vehicles as I want on OUR property...then you take away our assult rifles...then you take away my FIRST AMENDMENT RIGHT TO FREE SPEECH!!!

when will the insanity stop?!!

Save the trees!!!

Buffo · « **Reply #10 on:** November 27, 2005, 07:56:21 PM »

that was supposed to be a joke too...

Bob Wessner · « **Reply #11 on:** November 27, 2005, 07:59:40 PM »

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no buffo... i'm just a bit slow on the religious humor.

and, i just think the "big F word" is a bit raunchy for our beloved forum. dont get me wrong... it comes out of my mouth quite frequently but I (this is only my opinion) think it is better left unsaid or replaced on a web forum such as this.

We do seem to be straying a bit.

heffay · « **Reply #12 on:** November 27, 2005, 08:04:57 PM »

I... am definitely not the man... if you feel like saying ____ then say it!

sorry for intruding...

Dennis · « **Reply #13 on:** November 27, 2005, 09:08:46 PM »

You are correct Buffo, tasteless and foul (and sure to offend at least a few people), but definitely funny!
I thought that concept of the joke was obvious, but perhaps that is my "city" upbringing showing.

Quote from: Buffo the Magnificent on November 27, 2005, 07:41:59 PM

I think it is a funny joke...and yes i am roman catholic...I have never met an Italian who wasn't

I also am Italian American and was raised Roman Catholic and yes I have met an Italian (Italian American in fact) who was not. Actually he is an Italian Jew and you may not be aware of this but there are many.

Buffo, would you care to venture a guess as to where the largest synagogue in the world outside Israel is located?

dusterdude · « **Reply #14 on:** November 28, 2005, 11:55:41 AM »

ya`ll are kiillin me today

Buffo · « **Reply #15 on:** November 28, 2005, 01:37:24 PM »

by the nature of the question I would guess Rome

kghost · « **Reply #16 on:** November 28, 2005, 08:45:30 PM »

Heard the one about the two sailors and two nuns stranded on a deserted Island?

After the first month the nuns are so ashamed of what they are doing with the two sailors they kill themselves.

After the second month the sailors are so ashamed of what they are doing........

They bury them.

Just so Buffo don't feel lonely. Lmao

Dennis · « **Reply #17 on:** November 28, 2005, 09:43:03 PM »

Quote from: Buffo the Magnificent on November 28, 2005, 01:37:24 PM

by the nature of the question I would guess Rome

CORRECT!!

I guess I kind of lead you right to that one, didn't I?

ofreen · « **Reply #18 on:** December 10, 2005, 08:33:36 PM »

A lawyer and a priest are on an small airplane with 3 Boy Scouts. The engine sputters and dies. The pilot turns and tells them, "I've got bad news. I can't restart the engine and we've only got 3 parachutes. I suggest we give the chutes to the Boy Scouts."

The lawyer yells, "F**k the Boy Scouts!!"

The priest looks at the lawyer and says "Do we have time?"

Rsnip988 · « **Reply #19 on:** October 26, 2006, 03:53:15 AM »

HAHA i love jokes making fun of priests,

RKS

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