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Offline medic09

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Things You Don't Say to Your Wife
« on: July 02, 2008, 01:46:02 PM »
The wife forwarded this from work (what does she really do there, anyway?).

Is she trying to tell me something?  :D

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Re: Things You Don't Say to Your Wife
« Reply #1 on: July 02, 2008, 05:14:02 PM »
 :D :D :D

Love it!
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Re: Things You Don't Say to Your Wife
« Reply #2 on: July 02, 2008, 09:57:07 PM »
I have my own list of things never to say to girls.  From years of making mistakes by saying them.  I learn the hard way.  I don't have a wife.
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Re: Things You Don't Say to Your Wife
« Reply #3 on: July 03, 2008, 03:29:11 AM »
Now thats twice i got beer out of my nose tonight >:(
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Re: Things You Don't Say to Your Wife
« Reply #4 on: July 07, 2008, 09:19:20 PM »
Some other things not to say:
1. When you get mad you look and sound just like your mother.
2. Why can't you be like your younger sister.
 I forget all the stupid things I've said that made sense when I said it but for some reason it pssed her off. Go figure.
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Re: Things You Don't Say to Your Wife
« Reply #5 on: July 08, 2008, 01:37:28 AM »
It could be something simple, you wouldnt realise it.
Like "Honey I`m Home" ;D :D :D
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Re: Things You Don't Say to Your Wife
« Reply #6 on: July 08, 2008, 01:51:50 AM »
It's not what you said, but how you said it.   ::) ::) ::)
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Re: Things You Don't Say to Your Wife
« Reply #7 on: July 08, 2008, 02:08:46 PM »
honey,does this dress make my a$$ look fat...??????
no dear,its your a$$ that makes you look fat...
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Re: Things You Don't Say to Your Wife
« Reply #8 on: July 08, 2008, 02:48:24 PM »
Does this dress make me look fat?

I don't know, let me jog around to the back and I'll let you know.


Here's a doozy from www.TshirtHell.com
Your sister is hot, but your mom does that thing with her tongue.


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Re: Things You Don't Say to Your Wife
« Reply #9 on: July 09, 2008, 03:54:50 AM »
Honey, do you like me braless?
.....yeah - you look younger, your boobs droop so much they've pulled the wrinkles from your face
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Re: Things You Don't Say to Your Wife
« Reply #10 on: July 10, 2008, 08:00:10 PM »
Quote from: martino1972 on July 08, 2008, 02:08:46 PM
honey,does this dress make my a$$ look fat...??????
no dear,its your a$$ that makes you look fat...

I don't care who you are..........That there is funny!!!!!!!
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Re: Things You Don't Say to Your Wife
« Reply #11 on: July 10, 2008, 08:21:26 PM »
Someone once told me that the worst thing they ever said to their wife was...



..."I do"


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Re: Things You Don't Say to Your Wife
« Reply #12 on: July 11, 2008, 07:58:06 AM »
Yeah, but the question was "Do you cheat on me because I'm fat?"

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Re: Things You Don't Say to Your Wife
« Reply #13 on: July 11, 2008, 08:19:43 AM »
Quote from: firecracker on July 11, 2008, 07:58:06 AM
Yeah, but the question was "Do you cheat on me because I'm fat?"

 ;D

Personal experience?
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Re: Things You Don't Say to Your Wife
« Reply #14 on: July 11, 2008, 08:41:15 AM »
Have you ever been experienced?

Not necessarily stoned, but...   beautiful



Anyone catch THE DRUG YEARS on VH1 yesterday?  Happened past it and Tivo'd it.  Don't know if it's on again, but I'd recommend watching it.
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Re: Things You Don't Say to Your Wife
« Reply #15 on: July 11, 2008, 10:36:48 AM »
Quote from: firecracker on July 11, 2008, 08:41:15 AM
Have you ever been experienced?

Not necessarily stoned, but...   beautiful



Anyone catch THE DRUG YEARS on VH1 yesterday?  Happened past it and Tivo'd it.  Don't know if it's on again, but I'd recommend watching it.

If it has Jimi Hendrix, that'll be worth it right there.
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Re: Things You Don't Say to Your Wife
« Reply #16 on: July 11, 2008, 10:55:32 AM »
Quote from: medic09 on July 11, 2008, 10:36:48 AM
Quote from: firecracker on July 11, 2008, 08:41:15 AM
Have you ever been experienced?

Not necessarily stoned, but...   beautiful



Anyone catch THE DRUG YEARS on VH1 yesterday?  Happened past it and Tivo'd it.  Don't know if it's on again, but I'd recommend watching it.

If it has Jimi Hendrix, that'll be worth it right there.

now there's a statement that i can agree with.... 8)
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Re: Things You Don't Say to Your Wife
« Reply #17 on: July 11, 2008, 07:44:28 PM »
I just got a burn from my good friend Harley of Electric Ladyland. I have the album that my deceased brother Andy got in Germany back in the early 80's.I don't have the technology to burn off of albums so I'm glad he went out and bought that CD. Also....Buddy Guy....3 disc set.
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