Being of age where Medicate will kick in soon, numerous insurance agents are now my best friends. One came to the house the other day (at my invitation). When we finished up I walked out to the street with him. From the curb he looked at my bikes, a '79CB650 and a '91 CBR100F, and said, "Hey, that's a nice looking Honda 90."
At least our conversation ended with a chuckle on my part. Oh yes, I enlightened him as to what they really were.