So, this is kinda goofy but kinda cool. Was trying to get the return spring for the kickstand back on and was having a hell of a time when Maynard came over and saw what I was doing, bloody knuckles and all, and said "put some pennies in it"... So, after thinking for a second (about what the hell he was talking about) I got a handful of change and started sliding pennies and nickels in between the spring coils. Brought it over to the bike and shazam, spring was just long enough to slide on the kick stand, yanked out my .19US and I was done, no more blood, no more cussing.
I'm sure some of you have seen this before, but Maynard continues to blow me away with these clever, dead simple fixes to otherwise annoying little quandaries.