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Offline Uncle Ernie

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I'm in the garage and hear the phone ring about 7:30 this morning.  Not much I can do here, really.  Just futzing around and drinking my AM coffee.  Up in the kitchen, I hear the voice of Glen; "Uncle Ernie, you never called last night about pushing your bike up the driveway- so I'm comin over right now"
 
Younger folks don't understand what it's like to play a record at a slower speed, but I hear what sounds like a recording of a Ducati-powered clothes dryer full of bolts and tennis shoes -played at a slower speed -pull into my driveway.  Glen on his '46 Chief.  We are gong to Hillbilly's ride.  I have never been on this ride, but I assume it's a guy Glen knows and they plan to take in some countryside on their old bikes.  Hillbilly is known for riding his flathead to Alaska and back using an engine that Ken Crouse built.  Personally, I try not to let the bigger pieces of trivia block the drainage tubes in my head.  In-line filters work great, and so I say, "Huh" with a deep look on my face.
 
So anyway, I get the jacket and accoutrement donned (that's French for, "I got my stuff together" and we push the fiddytwo up the drive a bit.  2nd, gas, ignition, shove, and a series of low pops emerge until they speed up some and I get all adrenalized and open the throttle because I know what will happen if I don't as I roll into the garage.  Tyhese are 2 relatively rare Bing carburetors and to keep it stock, I have almost had to build them from pieces from different sources.  They work pretty good while running, but I can't kick-start the bike and I have to keep the throttle open so the bike will idle.  The right carb has slack in the cable, but the slide doesn't come to rest low enough and doesn't respond to any speed screw adjustments.   The left has no slack, but the slide sits where it's supposed to.   
Glen grabs the bars and pushes me back as I turn around again and get up the driveway.  Easy.
 
We head down 74-A to a gas station where Stuart and his son Jake are waiting.  They both race AHRMA and Stuart is an incredible bike restorer.  He's riding an impeccable Triumph and Jake is on the bike I want most in the world but can't ever have because I could never start it- a BSA single.

 
74-A goes through a too-fast developing area and heads into the mountains a little.  It's about 65 or 68 degrees and I'm real glad I wore my leather jacket.  A cool morning and an old bike and a leather jacket all just go together.  They have a certain "fit"- a "je ne sais quoi" if you will.  Like a hug from your mother when you were homesick.  We go through the open parts and pass fields that display a vast, wide sky that's very blue in the background but there are huge mountains of cotton balls in the air.  The clouds somehow make the sky seem even bigger.  We make our first gradual turns up the lower part of the hills and the trees swallow us up.  It's kind of dark now and getting cooler as we get closer to the river.  The road snakes back and forth between the uneven sides of the mountains and the irregular path of the creek -or river- or whatever you'd call it.  Seems too shallow these days to call it a river. 
 
Because we're all on old bikes and in a group, we take it pretty slow.  Glen has no idea how fast he's going because his speedo doesn't work.  I swear I never saw an Indian with a working speedometer.  I am sort of pushing back and forth.  It occurs to me that the difference between "twisties" and wonderful S's and sweepers is just a matter of speed.
I have been staring at the computer and worried about "stuff" and I am so happy to be doing this waltz I start to cry a little.  Mile after mile of cool air and trees and water and wafting back and forth sun-dappled pavement.

An awful lot of the trees and bushes and telephone polls are covered with a vegetative scourge originally from China called Kudzu.  Rich folks of the antediluvian south brought it over as a decorative alternative to ivy, and it has taken over the south.  It seems almost as if you have shrunk to 3 inches tall and are trying to get though a thick carpet.  I am sailing through thick carpeting of Kudzu.  It covers everything and my mother used to call the looming shapes "monsters".  that still makes me smile because she's right.  Was right.  She daid.  I'm sitting here laughing at that, but I know she would too.  My signature is a quote from her. 
 
I think about this kind of stuff while I ride;  wending my way through- not only the curves and turns and trees and clouds, but through thoughts of people and the past.  One reason this is so special right now is I'm not fretting about the future.  This is just what it is- and I get a little verklempt again.
 
 
I see some bikes parked in a lot and assume this is the place.  What the heck -there are more people here than I thought there would be...
 
We park, but bikes keep rollong in.  Nice bikes.  wow.  Sensory overload;


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Re: That took a lot longer than I thought it would (but that's OK)
« Reply #1 on: August 10, 2008, 12:05:59 PM »
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Re: That took a lot longer than I thought it would (but that's OK)
« Reply #2 on: August 10, 2008, 12:09:10 PM »
The kid who owns that chopper up there just turned 16.  Obviouslt he needs a good smack in the head.

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« Reply #3 on: August 10, 2008, 12:12:56 PM »
The owner of that Super Eagle is a really cool guy.  Folks are hopping those up with B&S V-twins that put out over 18 horsepower!  Belt-drive conversions, too.  There's a Cushman rally in Hiawassee coming soo- I'm going!

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« Reply #4 on: August 10, 2008, 12:19:16 PM »
That Honda Dream up there was ridden by a guy who looked like a ZZTop member raised by the Manson Family.  Hard to imagine a more friendly guy with a ready smile. 

That Gold Star -I long for that Gold Star.  Whenever I'm near it, I feel a tugging at some strange, visceral place within me.  BSA Gold Star restored by Stuart Hall and ridden by Jake- I luff you!  (Some nights I cry myself to sleep thinking about my love)   ??? ::) :-* ;D


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« Reply #5 on: August 10, 2008, 12:27:45 PM »
I ran out of film.  Shoulda got the 36 instead of the 24.  Lots of nice original paint Harleys and Indians.  (I had no idea there are so many Indians around here.) What's her Face's V50 LeMans as shiny orange-red as it was on the dealer's showroom.  A couple of knucks, pans, shovels, and a real Electra Glide- all original blue with white bags, seat, controls and matching helmet- yeah, a chick bike.
 
We made a parade over the mountains.  Spent the whole day doing 15 to 40 mph.  Going down the hills, I am somewhat embarassed to note that my bike is flatulant.  It farts.  It sounds like someone popping bubble-pak made from wet paper.  "wup wup wup wup wup POP!"  On longer, steeper hills, the pressure seems to build more to where I get a hard whack on a big wet paper bag with a large flat shovel- "BOOF".  Seems like along a cliff side it cuts loose with an actual  "BANG" just out of nowhere and scares the crap out of me.  A couple people came up later and said they wondered if they were being shot at.   ::)

Got hottiehail but I was OK as long as I was moving... Every time we stopped, I had to push-start the bike.  Some guy comes up and asks if i need help, and I say, "Nah- it starts real easy! See?!"  Glen had to change the back plug going up a mountain too slow.  All these bikes get ridden real good, though.  Ken Crouse made a flathead engione for Hillbilly and he promptly rode it up to Alaska and back. 
 
Hillbilly had help and even a chase vehicle.  I couldn't believe how well orgaized this thing was.  There had to be 60 or 70 bikes.  We went up to a pic-nic area on the BRP and he passed out sammiches and drinks.  THEN he gathered folks around and started giving out awards; oldest rider, farthest distance, etc.  Totally unexpected.  Glen got the award for nicest Indian.  He sure put a lot of work into that bike and I was happy for him.  One award HB says, (reading his notes) "s'OK...Best fer'n bahk goes to (moves in closer and squints at the scrap of paper) That blahk n what beem-dubya.  Wher yoo at?"  Huh.  I don't remember seeing any BMW's.  A nice Eldo and the LeMans.  I was surpised Jake's thumper didn't get best foreign bike.  I feel a poke in my back and someone says, "Ain't that your bike?"
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« Reply #6 on: August 10, 2008, 12:31:34 PM »
Nice Ernie!! Sounds like you had a blast with a great bunch of folks.
I will be down to see you one day, I was close yesterday.

BTW kudzu was brought in to the south by the government as an erosion control plant.
Certainly you don't think anyone who has a garden or green thumb of any sort would
think that kudzu makes a nice substitute for Ivy. Kudzu has been known to swallow small
towns in the south and the folks were never heard from again. Maybe that's what the government
had in mind.

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« Reply #7 on: August 10, 2008, 12:38:36 PM »
Well #$%*teo kids- this is turning out a lot longer than I thought it would, too.
The thing that impressed me the most the next day (today) is the folks I met.  I now wish I had taken some pictures of them.  A real diverse mish-mash of humanity and everyone bonded -not just by old bikes- but by the understanding of the love of old iron.  The history and a sort of tradition that is associated with things mechanical.  Computers don't wear a shiny where they're held all the time, or smell of oil. Hard to imagine using the word "burnished' with new things. There's the patience each one shows the others as if he was spending time with a young kid.  Clutch out- OK, I'll wait with ya.  You OK?  Need a wrench?- I wasn't going anywhere anyway.

That, and the love of the dance.  The way your partner swings through the curves with ya.  A little arthritic maybe, yet the spirit is still there.  You look at your partner and see the young thing as it was years ago- and forgive the rest because it makes you just a little younger, a little more upright and strong.  Even if it's only for the day.  
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« Reply #8 on: August 10, 2008, 12:41:34 PM »
Mr M, I can't imagine any Southern politician would EVER do anything to harm a voter OR the tax base.
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Re: That took a lot longer than I thought it would (but that's OK)
« Reply #9 on: August 10, 2008, 12:43:19 PM »

       Whoa!!!! Those are some really great looking bikes there Uncle. 8)
I could sure go for those Indians and I'veALWAYS had a soft spot for those BSA Gold Stars myself! ;)


        Looks and sounds like you and Glenn had a mighty nice time there Uncle. Thanks for posting.


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« Reply #10 on: August 10, 2008, 12:54:36 PM »
after a day like that you can sleep like a baby
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« Reply #11 on: August 10, 2008, 01:30:39 PM »
Ernie, you're a natural writer.  You have the ability to summon lots of imagery and emotion through your prose, and the phrasing is almost conversational, like talking with an old friend you've known all your life.  I was actually thinking to myself while I was reading, "A story like this would fit perfectly in the editorials section of a magazine like Motorcycle Classics."
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Re: That took a lot longer than I thought it would (but that's OK)
« Reply #12 on: August 10, 2008, 03:55:01 PM »
thanks for sharing that with us Ernie it was great reading, I'm just envious that I cannot get to an event like that here, and the Gold Star a real classic British bike as I am always told by my mate, just that I have never been a British bike fan.
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« Reply #13 on: August 10, 2008, 07:31:59 PM »
The only thing I would say is get a digital camera.  I know it doesn't fit in with the day you had, but you'd have pics of all the bikes.
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« Reply #14 on: August 10, 2008, 08:34:18 PM »
I was kidding about the film.  I need a bigger memory card- or whatever it's called.
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« Reply #15 on: August 10, 2008, 08:44:51 PM »
 Nice post UE. You're an artist. That's a compliment.

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« Reply #16 on: August 11, 2008, 04:09:41 AM »
Thanks for a great story. You are an amazing writer.
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« Reply #17 on: August 11, 2008, 08:42:49 AM »
Thank you for that writeup.  It was really well done. 
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Re: That took a lot longer than I thought it would (but that's OK)
« Reply #18 on: August 11, 2008, 08:56:17 AM »
An awful lot of the trees and bushes and telephone polls are covered with a vegetative scourge originally from China called Kudzu.  Rich folks of the antediluvian south brought it over as a decorative alternative to ivy, and it has taken over the south.  It seems almost as if you have shrunk to 3 inches tall and are trying to get though a thick carpet.  I am sailing through thick carpeting of Kudzu. 

Actually, kudzu was originally brought over as an alternate cattle fodder.
Unfortunately, cattle want nothing to do with the stuff, they think it's disgusting and won't touch it.
I understand that goats will eat it, and some sheep too - but there aren't a lot of goats/sheep in the South.

Another case of man meddling with things he shouldn't. The stuff has become ubiquitous in the south, absolutely taking over and strangling out all other forms of plant life in many places.
I was a city-manager type in Georgia for some years, and it was a constant battle against kudzu, consuming a huge chunk of my (government) budget.

Thank God it doesn't like cold weather, and (so far) hasn't jumped north across the Ohio River too far, for the most part. But it has jumped the Mississippi and can now be found in southern Missouri and all over northern Arkansas.

But if it adapts and mutates, we're all screwed.

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