Topic: They (wives) keep us humble

[bggann]

A man and his wife were attending his 20th high school reuion.

She noticed he was staring at a lady who was drinking a LOT so she asked him:

"Do you know that lady?"

He replied - yes, she was my girlfreind.  What they say is she started drinking when I broke up with her she started drinking and never stopped.

His wife said...

"It's amazing how long some people can keep celebrating, isn't it."

[eldar]

Are you sure?


A woman was unhappy about the size of her boobs. She went to a plastic surgeon and asked how much it would cost to make them bigger.

She goes home and tells her husband that it will cost $5000 to get bigger boobs.
He says "you do not need to spend that. Just rub toilet paper between your boobs for awhile."

The wifes asks why the toilet paper would make her boobs bigger. The husband replies "well it worked for your ass!"