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Re: crab cleaning
« Reply #25 on: September 17, 2010, 02:33:57 PM »
back into the crabs, new jets to try.
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Re: crab cleaning
« Reply #26 on: September 17, 2010, 03:41:13 PM »
sorry I'm new to crabs and didn't realise they needed grooming.
should one seperate the crabs to groom them properly ?

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Re: crab cleaning
« Reply #27 on: September 17, 2010, 06:39:24 PM »


I feel crabby.... :(
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Re: crab cleaning
« Reply #28 on: September 17, 2010, 06:49:20 PM »
i need a brake from all this crab-talk.
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Re: crab cleaning
« Reply #29 on: September 17, 2010, 06:57:00 PM »
If I was you
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Re: crab cleaning
« Reply #30 on: September 17, 2010, 07:05:43 PM »
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Re: crab cleaning
« Reply #31 on: September 18, 2010, 09:49:50 PM »
Shave one half of scrotum.  Bathe unshaven half with alcohol.  Light alcohol with match.  When crabs run to unshven side to escape fire, hit them over the head with a hammer.
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Re: crab cleaning
« Reply #32 on: September 19, 2010, 06:32:46 PM »
Shave one half of scrotum.  Bathe unshaven half with alcohol.  Light alcohol with match.  When crabs run to unshven side to escape fire, hit them over the head with a hammer.
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Re: crab cleaning
« Reply #33 on: September 19, 2010, 06:47:18 PM »
I heard down south they just dump a bottle of Jack on their crotch followed by a handfull of sand- crabs get drunk & have a rock fight killing themselves!
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Re: crab cleaning
« Reply #34 on: September 19, 2010, 07:10:54 PM »
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Re: crab cleaning
« Reply #35 on: October 22, 2011, 03:53:13 PM »
bloody hell, didn't turn the petcock off last night and my crabs have left a puddle.
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Re: crab cleaning
« Reply #36 on: October 22, 2011, 09:48:40 PM »
Ya gotta get them crabs in order there Scun..............Godzilla is in yer hood!!!!!!!
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Re: crab cleaning
« Reply #37 on: October 22, 2011, 10:06:01 PM »
LOL You think you have problems now, Scunny, wait until you see what GZ does to your crabs! ;D
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Re: crab cleaning
« Reply #38 on: October 25, 2011, 04:18:15 PM »
Dang I don't miss heaving crab pots around, but pulling up  a pot full with a couple missing a pincher or more than three legs, and it gets culled out.

Just because  it is unsellable  doesn't mean it is inetible.  Dungees are the best, especially when there's a 5 gal. bucket full.
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Re: crab cleaning
« Reply #39 on: April 13, 2012, 02:23:27 PM »
bloody hell, crab *1 pissed fuel over the floor.
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Re: crab cleaning
« Reply #40 on: February 11, 2017, 01:07:06 PM »
bump, since we all like crabs
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Re: crab cleaning
« Reply #41 on: February 11, 2017, 07:17:25 PM »
Crabs #$%*ing terrify me.  Totally irrational fear.