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9 Man's Disadvantages over Woman's
« on: August 16, 2008, 12:55:55 AM »
disadvantage #1

a woman entering a car full with men
the men said: "No Problem, there's one seat left"
a Man entering a car full with Women
the women said: "In your dreams buddy"

disadvantage #2

a woman doing a man's job (ex: president, CEO, Police)
the man said: "womans emancipation"
a man doing a woman's job (babysitter, nurse)
the woman said: "it's hard to find a job nowadays"

disadvantage #3

a woman disturbed by hoodlums
the men said: "what are you waiting for, lets help her!"
a man disturbed by hoodlums
the women said: "It's your own fault, dont deal with drug dealers next time"

disadvantage #4

a woman pours a drink for her husband
the man said: "what a fine lady!"
a man pours a drink for his wife
the woman said: "maybe he's an ex-homo"

disadvantage #5

A beautiful woman, rich, kindhearted, mature, and still single
the man said: "she's waiting for Mr. Right"
A handsome man, rich, kindhearted, mature, and still single
the woman said: "I bet he's a homo"

disadvantage #6

my wife makes up for almost a half hour
my friends said: "women, they're always the same"
I make up for almost a half hour
my wife's friends said: "I bet your husband cheated on you with other women"

disadvantage #7

a woman wearing a man's clothes
the man said: "she's a tomboy"
a man wearing woman's clothes
the woman said: "he's a she-male"

disadvantage #8

a lesbian woman
the man said: "maybe she had a dark past"
a gay man
the woman said: "he can't get any dates, so he chooses to be a homo"

disadvantage #9

a woman watching porn
the man said: "she's learning"
a man watching porn
the woman said: "all men are alike, the only thing they care is sex"

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Re: 9 Man's Disadvantages over Woman's
« Reply #1 on: August 16, 2008, 07:33:51 AM »
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A beautiful woman, rich, kindhearted, mature, and still single
the man said: must be a figment of my imagination.

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