I am the Sales Manager of a large furniture retailer, so I had to share:
2 furniture salesmen and a lady are sitting at the bar talking. The first says, "It's been a slow month. If I don't sell some furniture this weekend, I'm gonna lose my @$$."
The second says, "Hey man! Watch your language, there's a lady right next to you."
The lady laughs and says, "It's okay. Actually, I'm a prostitute and I was just thinking, 'It's been a slow month. If I don't sell some @$$ this weekend, I'm gonna lose my furniture.'"
