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Offline tbpmusic

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Olde Fartes and Harleys
« on: August 27, 2008, 06:46:45 PM »
An Olde Farte trucker sits in a diner, enjoying his meal.
Three Hell's Angel-type bikers walk in noisily, sitting next to him at the counter.
One biker snickers and bumps the Olde Farte so hard he drops his sandwich on the floor.
The Olde Farte just sighs and continues eating.
So the biker reaches over and puts out his cigarette in the Olde Farte's coffee.
The Olde Farte silently gets up and leaves, leaving the bikers all laughing.

In a minute a waitress approaches them, and one biker says, "He wasn't much of a man, was he??".

"Well", says the waitress, "He's not much of a truck driver either - he just backed his rig up over three Harleys!"

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Re: Olde Fartes and Harleys
« Reply #1 on: August 27, 2008, 08:49:20 PM »
That's so silly.
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Re: Olde Fartes and Harleys
« Reply #2 on: August 27, 2008, 11:53:24 PM »
Yep........totally silly!!! :D
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Re: Olde Fartes and Harleys
« Reply #3 on: August 28, 2008, 12:42:32 PM »
Yep........totally silly!!! :D


Thank you (modestly).

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Re: Olde Fartes and Harleys
« Reply #4 on: August 29, 2008, 10:17:08 AM »
And so out of smokey and the bandit!

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Re: Olde Fartes and Harleys
« Reply #5 on: August 30, 2008, 08:06:26 PM »
That joke goes way back before Smokey and the Bandit.  I remember hearing it in high school years back in the 1950's.

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Re: Olde Fartes and Harleys
« Reply #6 on: August 31, 2008, 06:46:52 AM »
Still silly. Worth passing down a couple of generations. Were Harleys used in the joke in the 1950's?
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Re: Olde Fartes and Harleys
« Reply #7 on: September 02, 2008, 07:45:18 AM »
You have to use Harleys in the joke, if it was a Honda you could still pick it up and drive it after the truck rolled over it......bulletproof I tell you. ;D
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Re: Olde Fartes and Harleys
« Reply #8 on: September 02, 2008, 08:21:27 AM »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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