Four old boys are enjoying a round of golf together. One turns around to another and asks
"How's that son of yours doing, these days?"
To which the second responds proudly
"Oh, he's in real estate, working hard and doing so well he could afford to give a friend in need a house as a gift! And how about yours?"
"Well," said the first guy "my eldest owns the biggest sports car dealership in town and is doing so well he gifted someone who had done him a huge favour, a top of the range Ferrari!"
Not to be outdone the third ol'd boy interjects "My youngest is a stockbroker and is doing really well, well enough that he could recently donate a lucrative portfolio to a worthy cause"
The fourth man carried on playing golf quietly.
"What about you, Bill? How's your son doing?" the others asked smugly.
"Well, it pains me to say this, but my wayward son has ended up as a male prostitute."
There followed a lengthy embarrassed silence broken eventually by Bill's chirpy comment
"But he seems to have some very good clients 'cos he's recently been gifted a stock portfolio, a sports car and a HOUSE!"
