A regular walks into a bar and the bartender looks up and says "Frank why are you smiling so big today?"
Frank replies, "Well you know I live back behind here, so I'm walking home last night and I see this young girl tied to the railroad tracks, just like in the movies"
"So I untie her, take her back to my place and have sex all night long"
Bartender "Well you lucky dog, no wonder you're smiling. Was she good looking?"
Frank "I don't know, I never found the head"
