Topic: Sniff, too cold to get rid of the chicken strips, when it warms up, they'll be..

[toycollector10]

Yeahhh....sniff, This is bloody hilarious... I shouldn't mock but I can't, sniff,  help myself, sniff.......

[rhos1355]

yeah, sniff, yeah.

[nickjtc]

Head cold, allergies or too much snortin'??

[dustyc]

Good one.  Something tells me he thought he was being serious. 

Yeeah.  Das it.  A monster. (sniff)  Dat I'm going to dump within my first haf mile.  Crack my collarbone.  (sniff)  Gonna hurt like a #$%*.  (sniff)  If it wasn't so cold out, I'd be tearing this bad boy up. (sniff)  Yeeah when it warms up, I'm gonna be all over dis #$%*.  (sniff)  Das right, who's your daddy?  Who is it?  (sniff)  It's me right?  Cause I'm gonna ride you so hard, you'll be calling (sniff) me your daddy.  Your daddy that rides you on your chicken strips (sniff) even in a straight line.  (sniff)  Because you're so bad.  (sniff)

[Ecosse]

Good one.  Something tells me he thought he was being serious. 

Yeeah.  Das it.  A monster. (sniff)  Dat I'm going to dump within my first haf mile.  Crack my collarbone.  (sniff)  Gonna hurt like a #$%*.  (sniff)  If it wasn't so cold out, I'd be tearing this bad boy up. (sniff)  Yeeah when it warms up, I'm gonna be all over dis #$%*.  (sniff)  Das right, who's your daddy?  Who is it?  (sniff)  It's me right?  Cause I'm gonna ride you so hard, you'll be calling (sniff) me your daddy.  Your daddy that rides you on your chicken strips (sniff) even in a straight line.  (sniff)  Because you're so bad.  (sniff)

  Thanks dustyc, I needed that!! Oh God that's friggin' funny!

If I was that bike and had this boob as an owner I'd launch myself off the first interstate overpass the first shot I had.

Toycollector, excellent find! 

[toycollector10]

I put this up on another bike forum I'm on and copped some flack about him 'Lovin' his ride so get off his case'.

There's a huge difference between lovin' yer ride and getting into a bloody wank session over it. This guy's crossed the line, I think.

Anyway, it's great to see someone so into their machine. I'm a bit like that dude, except I'm "Keepin' it to myself, sniff, yeah..."