A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey pal, why the long face?"
A rope walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve rope here." The rope walks out, ties himself in a half hitch, frays his ends and goes back in. "I told you, we don't serve rope here." "Nope, frayed knot."
A priest, a nun, and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "What is this, a joke?"
Two jews walk into a bar. They own it!
Two blondes walk into a bar. The third one ducks.
A carrot and a hamburger walk into a bar. The bartender tells them "We don't serve food here."
A man walks into a bar and says "Damn that hurt!"
A dog with a bandage on his foot walks into a bar and says "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."
A pirate with a steering wheel sticking out of his zipper walks into a bar. The bartender says "What's that steering wheel doing sticking out of your fly?" "Yar, it's drivin' me nuts."
